Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What have I accomplished so far today?

Posted something funny?

No


Claimed the Mona Lisa was painted by Thomas Kincaid?

No


Accused someone of being drunk?


No


Invaded a country?

No, unless you count Scarborough Country. And that was just a border skirmish as I went to bed after it started.



Had someone reveal someone's secret identity on my blog?


No, well, unless you count being suddenly more attracted to Batwoman than I had been.


Hummed the "John Basedow Theme Song" from the 'Fitness Made Simple' infomercial?

Sadly yes, but in my defense, he is a "Fitness Celebrity" (with bad posture and an incredibly big "Easter Island" worthy head)

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