Monday, March 21, 2011

Oops, have to alter that last formula

It appears someone is on top of the Ziggurat:

Even though the state is supposedly broke, top officials in Gov. Scott Walker's team were able to scrape together enough money to give a state job to the woman identified as Sen. Randy Hopper's girlfriend.

Anything for a political ally.

Valerie Cass, a former Republican legislative staffer, was hired Feb. 7 as a communications specialist with the state Department of Regulation and Licensing. She is being paid $20.35 per hour. The job is considered a temporary post.


So the amended formula is:

Koch Brothers> Randy Hopper> Randy Hopper's Girlfriend> Libyans>Afghans=Iraqis>Americans > Mrs. Randy Hopper ...but at least > Bahrainians


By the way, "Randy Hopper" is the best name for a cheating husband ever.

5 comments:

StonyPillow said...

And "Persuasion Partners" is the best name for a flirtatious lobbyist firm ever.

Publicus said...

I posted the definition of "randy" on another website....people thought I was making it up.

then there's "Persuasion Partners"...if I had submitted those names to a publisher in a political novel it would have been rejected for being "off the wall"...

you
can't
make
this
stuff
up

hizzhoner.

pansypoo said...

kharma is a bitch when she is scorned.

Hackwhackers said...

You can't say Rethuglicans don't have a jobs program. . .

Bruce Webb said...

Well unless 'Hopper' is his mother's maiden name when we could replace it with 'Randy Hopper Humper'. (And boy I think you could play this game forever. And heck, why not.)