Friday, October 07, 2011

The Ol' Paper Bag

Now that they've given up, for the most part, trying to proclaim Obama the Nigerian-born "other" leave it to FoxNews guest-blonde Laura Ingraham to decide that Barack Obama ISN'T BLACK ENOUGH!
Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn’t — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he’s — he’s — he’s the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He’s historic too.
Yes, leave it to FoxNews to implement the "Paperbag Test".

4 comments:

DrDick said...

There is nothing quite so delightful as racist white conservatives defining "blackness." Next they will be defining "liberalism" and "socialism" for us. Oh, wait...

JDM said...

Honestly, who cares what race O'Blowme is? He fucking stinks as a president for SO many reasons I can't get too exercised about this reich bullshit. Although O'Blowme has certainly made it less likely that a person of color will be elected president again any time soon. Starting with him.

pansypoo said...

need some DNA tests on the fux gnews hosts. see if any of them are 'black'.

jimmiraybob said...

When Herb* "flavor of the week" Cain is president, will he be selling Certificates of Blackness? How about indulgences? Will I have to apply to the White House directly or will this be handled through the State Department?

* see rogue Grifter in Chief, also too.