End of the Week Captioning

Pssst, you got any of that, um, nose candy back there?


The President attempts to pass a campaign sobriety test.


Looking more like a Chimp than ever.


President Bush enjoys a dramatic re-enactment of the Taguba Abu Ghraib Report.


Both I and my hand-puppet agree, Iraq is improving.


Who's the jihadist dick
That's a sex machine to the burkaed chicks?
Al-SHAFT!
Ya damn right!


The President thinks he sees the ghost of Jerry Killian.


Fittingly, Bush is morphing into the symbol for "Quake".


Remembering that one time years ago. A hot April Day, too many strawberry dacquiries, and finally curiosity. Being Republicans, rather than reading the "Bell Jar", they create a campaign slogan.

Thanks to reader Annatopia, guest blogger to the stars.


Lies...backing up. Head...exploding.