Miscellaneous Life Form Blogging -- with special meaningless drivel added

Two birds, a sponge and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

Sorry wrong post.

Well a wide variety of animals have graced this blog over the last several weeks. We post because dogs, cats, ferrets and birds are all very nice. But really what they are is a window into the world of a blogger -- that they are just normal folks like you.

Bullshit.

We are attention whores. Not for our own personal selves, but for our anonymous blog selves -- our more important selves.

What does it tell you?

Kevin Drum likes cats.
Atrios likes cats.
TBogg likes Dogs, especially Bassett-Hounds.
Athenae likes her Ferret.

Attaturk, just likes being a wiseass -- as you know, this is a real rarity among bloggers.

But today there will be cats.
Today there will be dogs.
Today there will be a ferret.

And, yes, today, Attaturk will post some weird form of life.

Why the preamble?

Because as I type, I am wondering what fudging form of life I should post today. I'm just sitting here thinking as I am typing.

Enjoy this transcript of my random thoughts while I come up with an animal.

....porn....chicken wings...Kurt Schilling....should someone ask Pat Robertson, "With Ivan avoiding Cuba for the most part, was that an act of god? The commie god?...Terrell Owens and Randy Moss...do they have pets?...I bet they have Poodles...little foo foo white toy poodles...one named "Jeff Garcia" and the other named "Packers are my Bitch"...gosh Dubya is a moron...its not an act...am I becoming Larry King?...how many marriages have I had...nope, not becoming Larry King...just Regis....Regis...Regis...Regis...porn...Regis porn...not feeling well...Rick James loaded up on the drugs...he dies...Rush lives...if there is a god, it is not a commie god...unless he's a meanass commie god...porn...porn...me thirsty...me get up...................me drink...........me one handsome sumbitch...porn....I suppose I should think about thinking of an animal now...I'm reading my rants...wow, this is starting to really suck...well, not really starting, it has always sucked...

EUREKA!

Today's life form is...

Dick Cheney's testicles!



No, not really, they are examples of the The Purple-Spored Puffball

Anti-climatic wasn't it?