Things to be Happy About

DeDurkheim is really pissed, Attaturk is also really pissed, but mostly DeDurkheim is really pissed. He's more pissed than me, even though frankly, I believe I am so pissed I'm crying urine. I'm glad I was able to clear that up. Oh, unlike DeDurkheim I am just pounding the psychotropics today so that probably helps.

Having downed enough Zoloft to induce a Native American Vision Quest I detected a few things that I have to hold on to, that will make this period of trial easier.

1. If Kerry had won, could we still have called it "Rising Hegemon"? Now, I don't have to worry about that anymore.

2. I'm not James Lileks, that has to be a positive.

3. I have the clean conscience of never having smothered a bird in my bare-hands. So I'm one up on Karen Hughes.

4. I only lie infrequently, that also puts me way up on Karen Hughes.

5. I'm not Tucker Carlson.

6. I'm not in or around Fallujah.