"The Senate voted 65-30 for the legislation late on Saturday that sets aside funds for a range of priorities including a presidential yacht..."
As someone who aspires to write comedy, as much as this disgust me...I would still like to thank the Prezinet for the material.
I think this calls for a "NAME THE YACHT" contest.
Feel free to insert your suggested, "S.S. ....?....." reference in comments below.
For example, the "S.S. Clusterfuck".