Because the Constant Drumbeat of Blogwhoring is not Enough

In what must be some sort of excess Armstrong Williams swag deal, Rising Hegemon has also been nominated for a Koufax Award for blog Most Deserving of Wider Rocognition. "No Blog Left Behind" perhaps?

So that makes 4 nominations.

"Most Humorous" ("We're funnier than a kick in the nads")

"Best New Blog" ("We lost that new blog smell around Memorial Day")

"Best Group Blog" ("We are a barbershop quartet trio of snark...DeDurkheim it's your turn to wear the handlebar mustache" -- ladies the rides are free!)

"Most Deserving of Wider Recognition" ("Well maybe most deserving of a good pistol whipping")

So feel free to vote for us, because that way someday we can tell our children something that we accomplished in life.

Oh nevermind, we'll just lie to them.