Let me put this diplomatically

FUCK YOU HOWIE!
You are the whore of whores!! The only thing you bend more than logic and fact, is yourself, as you take whoever throws the best parties right up the proverbial old shitter.

You claim to be a reporter, be a fucking reporter, not a goddamn pablum pushing, cliche-loving, cum-guzzling, powers-that-be shill.

Be goddamned I.F. Stone you little prick!

Ah, I feel better now.