Get off my Lawn!

Bill Safire, apparently wrote his latest column after downing a quart of Glenfiddich. It rambles all over the place.

A paragraph here, a paragraph there, its less a column than the worlds worst ransom note.

Here's a sample paragraph:

Call me a chauvinist unilateralist, but I believe America's human and economic sacrifices for the advance of freedom abroad show our personal, political and national character to be stronger and better than ever. This moral advance will be more widely appreciated as an Islamic version of democracy takes root. (What's triumphalism without a triumph?)

I'd just call you a pig of a human being actually.

Oink!