Hey, as many as 200,000 Tsunami Deaths...

But Pickles, Jenna and Not-Jenna are going to be tres chic!!

Good luck you dark complected little people over in those places we've never heard of...

The inaugural gown that first lady Laura Bush will wear next week is an ice blue and silver embroidered tulle V-neck dress with a matching duchess satin coat by Seventh Avenue designer Oscar de la Renta.

The gown is youthful and feminine, not sexy -- the epitome of good taste. But it is almost overshadowed by the glamorous day suit that de la Renta created for the swearing-in ceremony.

Yes, the EPITOME OF GOOD TASTE!



Jenna and Not-Jenna, will also trip the light fantastic in their own big name designs.

Sorry Southeast Asia, but we must salute our Chimperor. But we do have one final salute to provide you from the deep Republican heart of Dear Leader...