Inaugural Snark

Attaturk, DeDurkheim, and Champollion, we'd be surrounded in mourning black if we knew how. So what can we do but wave our freak flag high?


Dear Leader loves many things about Condi, but one of his favorites is her penchant for exaggeration.


"Hang on fellow Republicans, we should be having our latest policy iniative delivered by this lovely animal anytime now."


"Psst, Laura look like you give a shit."


"Now Dick, make sure you finish that thing before you are on camera tomorrow."


The performing group "Four Texas Harlots and a Godless Sodomite" was among the least popular inaugural attractions.


Yes, thanks for being so fucking effective.


And then, suddenly, their eyes met, the weapons inspector and the marine. Two men sharing bad haircuts and now, at once, a passion that could not be denied.