Doin' Conservatism "Classic Style"

Where else could you possibly take a National Review Cruise as appropriately placed as along the Rhine River?

And look at the speakers:

- Michael Novak
- Cal Thomas
- John "Mr. Swiftboat" O'Neill
- Mona Charon
- Kate O'Beirne

and

- Rich "We're Floating" Lowry

Every suite will have a dishonor bar.

The EVENTS!

This exclusive National Review cruise event includes:

* A 2-night hotel stay in Amsterdam, including a half day tour, breakfast and transfers (airport to hotel and hotel to ship), a signed anti-Mohammed cartoon and free speedballs;

* All shore excursions (pretend you are takin' back the Sudetenland, pretend you are turning in Anne Frank).

* Moderated panel sessions featuring our esteemed guest speakers, along with plenty of passenger Q&A. "Mr. O'Neill tell me about Christmas in Cambodia"

* Plenty of chances to meet, schmooze and enjoy personal interaction with our special guest speakers. ("Mr. Thomas, that's a bad touch!")

* Exclusive Parties and Dining with our special guest speakers. You will dine with your fellow National Review attendees, as we enjoy open seating, so that you have the chance to meet many of your fellow cruisers. (Oh, Mr. Boorman, so you are originally from Germany, but now you live in Paraguay? How interesting).

* An all casual cruise - no formal wear required! (Pantsless Michael Novak, woo-hoo!)

* Numerous private cocktail parties and evening smokers. (Kate O'Beirne shares her unfiltereds with you)

* And more...

Quotes from Past Cruises:



"Although I've been a subscriber for about 40 years, I never had the time or opportunity to meet the people behind the magazine cover. This has been a very enjoyable experience and, I hope, an eye-opener for my 18 year old son."

--- 18 Year Old Son: "Keep Mona Charon Away from me!!!!"


"I enjoyed the ability to hear some of the finest minds in the country and the opportunity to make new friends and renew old acquaintances."

--- But then I had to come back to the fuckin' boat.