Shaken, not stirred

Frank Figueroa, the lesser covered of the trilogy of pedophiles at the Department of Homeland Security, is, once you get past the creepiness of his crimes, your typical Bush-Type source for constant ridiculousness.

And then you remember they run the fucking country.

But I digress, ol' Frank you may recall was at one time the head of DHS's "Operation Predator", a program looking for internet perverts. Well, ironically, Frank plead guilty in the last couple days ago to having exposed himself and masturbating for ten minutes in front of a minor.

And still, that isn't the punchline.

No, the best part, as AmericaBlog found is this from the Fall of 2005:

As one of the higher-ranking officials at the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Figueroa got to pick his badge number when the new agency's credentials were distributed.

His number? 007.

A sharp dresser with a fondness for gadgets, Figueroa nonetheless says he's no James Bond fan.

I'd say the fondness for gadgets certainly has been noticed.