The Short-Bus of Logic

I often peruse "The Corner" because I've had a large amount of exposure to b.s. so I have a high tolerance, and because it is frankly one of the great sources of unintended humor on the internet.

If you view Moron Junction as a parody site it becomes almost a funny as "The Onion" -- and nowadays, often funnier.

And the logical parody the Aristocrats of imbecility are doing over Bush's political leak game is high-concept comedy indeed.

Here is a short summary of the logic:

1. All who strongly criticize Bush are increasingly worse people the stronger their criticism gets and the greater political damage they inflict.

2. Joe Wilson therefore is a very bad person indeed.

3. When the President of the United States then wants to cherry pick intelligence reports to disprove Wilson by excluding the evidence that proves Wilson was right it is in fact a public service.

4. Did we mention that we think Joe Wilson is a jerk and that fact that he is justifies Dear Leaker doing anything he pleases?

Heh. Indeed.