Brain Stem

Okay:

Ok. So, the plot was: six dudes from New Jersey buy some guns and storm Fort Dix. The Fort Dix that is full of lots and lots of Army reservists with way, way more guns. And, like, extensive military training and shit. Yes, thank god these terrorists have been caught and locked up before they could be killed within minutes of deciding to carry out the dumbest fucking terrorist plot we’ve ever heard of.

Ah, but the fact that random morons were arrested through traditional police work means that Osama is on-the-run to the "genius" that is Clifford May:

OK, so "there is no evidence” the accused Ft. Dix plotters “received direction from international foreign terrorist organizations."

And, as many in the MSM are noting, they do not appear to be highly trained professionals. That’s true also of others arrested since 9/11 (e.g. Richard Reid and the cells in Buffalo, NY and Florida).

What is not being mentioned: This could be a very positive sign. It could mean that we’ve eliminated many of the most skilled and experienced terrorists, many of the most qualified terrorist trainers and international ring masters — that we’ve either killed them or imprisoned them at Guantanamo or at some secret prison somewhere.

Um, Cliffy, if they are not affiliated with or receive direction from any terrorist group, you don't have to be affiliated with MENSA (no real danger of that with Clifford) to discern it doesn't really mean jack-shit about anything.

So remember kids, the dumber Americans are the more it means Al Qaeda is losing. Which means Cliff May should immediately act on his plan to get in his car and drive to Pakistan right this minute.