Friday, May 11, 2007

Same ol' Bullshit

If taking mouth-breathing idiots down the primrose path to arrest and screeches of terror-plots foiled constitute victory in the "War on Terra" then the next Democratic Administration is going to be a series of unending triumphs 24/7/365 by commenting at "Little Green Footballs".

The same documents that prosecutors used to build a case against the suspects also depict them as somewhat disorganized, lackluster plotters. And clumsy and amateurish, too: The FBI learned of the alleged plot when the men went to a Circuit City store and asked a clerk to transfer a jihad training video of themselves onto a DVD.


They didn't know how to burn a DVD?

OH MY GOD, IT COULD HAVE BEEN MY PARENTS!!!

But when morons without the ability to do, um, jackshit, can be enabled...well the fun begins:

He railed against the United States, helped scout out military installations for attack, offered to introduce his comrades to an arms dealer and gave them a list of weapons he could procure, including machine guns and rocket-propelled grenades.

These were not the actions of a terrorist but of a paid FBI informant who helped bring down an alleged plot by six Muslim men to massacre U.S. soldiers at New Jersey’s Fort Dix.


These guys were clearly boneheads in every sense of the word, and frankly, they fit the profile of many terrorist cells of being made up of clowns until they somehow luck into even greater incompetence (read "The Looming Tower"). But it is clear that the bleating of their vast danger and our nation's incredible luck in arresting these losers was vastly over exaggerated...again...almost to the level of the morons in Florida last year.

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