For those of you who have been drunk the last week and stumbled here while looking for porn, Barack Obama is overseas. And no matter how it is spun by desperate conservatives, it's off to a start David Axelrod wouldn't dare dream of.

So what will McSame do?

This is from the Jed Report, so they get the credit if this turns out to be true:

John McCain will pick Mitt Romney for VP...(and) John McCain will select his VP choice this week, perhaps on Wednesday.

Ooh, does Jeebus...or even New World Jeebus love us this much? Mitt Romney is the biggest fake, the most plastic, hermetically sealed boob I've ever seen running for President.

Please let this be so.

(pic from chandlerkg)

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]