Gee, Somehow It Doesn't Make Me Feel Better

What do the wise men and women of our nation's capitol do to want to make the public feel better about the economy and calm shaky financial markets?

Like handing the car keys to a drunk teenager, they trot out our very own "Weekand at Bernie's President." From WaPo:

"I understand there is a lot of nervousness," Bush said. "But the economy is growing, productivity is high, trade is up, people are working. It's not as good as we'd like, but to the extent that we find weakness, we'll move."

Now watch this drive!