From Beer To Paternity™ (to Obscurity)

The laughs keep coming here in the Empire State.

Republicans to disgraced family values man Vito Fossella (R - Of Course): "Viiiiiiito! Viiiiito! Why you do this to us?!"

TPM: Top Key Republican Concedes They Are Likely to Lose Seat

In yet another sign of the disarray gripping GOP ranks, a top Republican in New York is now flatly stating that the party is such a mess that they are very likely to lose a key House seat in the state.... "The overall lay of the land is that the Republican Party in Staten Island is a great big mess," said former Rep. Guy Molinari, an elder statesman among Staten Island Republicans, when I called to check in on the state of the race. "It's shameful and embarrassing to people like myself, who've been active since -- actually decades."... Molinari said that the Democrats have quickly rallied around Michael McMahon, a New York City Councilor, and conceded that McMahon is in a strong position to win. "I wouldn't jump to that conclusion yet, but I would say this," Molinari said. "Based on the candidates that have surfaced so far, yes, we're going to lose the seat."

There is literally no Republican who wants Vito's job! Tragic!

Thank you, Vito Fossella. Best of luck to you and your family ... both of them!