You think the GOP

Would have more luck if they pulled McCain and instead nominated that talking Volkswagen with the german-accent instead? He's moderate with the ladies.

I know it would have the whole "where was he born" problem, but then again, according to our intrepid flock of kerners so do McCain and Obama.

It would probably draw a better crowd than McCain in Berlin.

Or they could piss off Lou Dobbs and nominate this guy, dude even has his own "Cindy McCain" (about 0:55):


I think it's safe to say, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences might as well start polishing the Oscar*.



*and you know how much fun that can be