Never Speak Ill of the Dead

Rather, let them speak for themselves.

Jess Helms (R - Of Course) on some of his fellow citizens:

The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men's rights."

On Carol Mosely-Braun, the first African-American female elected to the U.S. Senate:

"I'm going to make her cry. I'm going to sing 'Dixie' until she cries."

On the then-president of the United States:

"[Clinton] had "better not show up around here [Fort Bragg] without a bodyguard."

On the SCLM:

"The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian."

On his Senate opponent, Harvey Gantt: