The English Premier League kicks off this weekend in a season that lasts 9 months. It's like baseball, only even more deliberate!
My goal every year (and this is the second straight) is to adopt the suckiest team possible and cheer them right into relegation.
My George Bush-like merde touch was bestowed upon Derby last year and they became the worst Premier League team of all time.
So, who do I choose? Stoke, Hull, West Brom, Bolton?
I'm kind of thinking of Bolton because this may also be the year we relegate John & Josh -- and god forbid Michael.
Your votes appreciated.
The winner will have the joy of knowing I have no fucking idea what I am doing.