Maybe... <gasp> a Woman for McCheat?

There is some word on the streets in Ohio.  Ok, wait before you pelt us with garbage...

Well, the streets in Middletown, Ohio to be precise... A middle-sized town situated somewhere between Dayton and Cincinnati along the I75 corridor there is a struggling former industrial town that saw a strange site last night.  According to some on the ground there, a plane landed from Alaska.  Rumors swirled over why the first ever plane from Alaska landed here not far from where McCheat will announce his running mate.

Well, sounds like McCheat may have decided on Alaska governor Sarah Palin.  We will see.  Those former iron wranglers and auto part makers from Middletown have never let me down yet.