The Things Guys who have dumped their first wife for a younger model

Should never say when #2 hits AARP status:

[Sarah Palin] is my "partner and a soulmate."

How creepy a thing is that for a 72-year old man to say about anybody nearly 30 years younger than him, male or female?

Who'd have mistaken John McCain for Woody Allen?

UPDATE:

And here we go...HILARIOUS



It is all awesome, but dig the wedding ring thing. Oh my!