Just lie back and think of english muffins

Hey George Will, everything okay at home?

Tuesday evening he was given the final word for ABC after the Obama speech:

"I don't know when men started to hug each other, but hug they do, and look at that"

And given an opportunity to discuss (aka write bull***t) the same speech in his WaPo column, George Will, to the horror of western civilization, eastern civilization, and the entire Orion-arm of the Milky Way (but not the jerks in the Sagittarius Arm) decides to write about ... sex.

Light the incense, grab the baby oil, put on the Barry White because this one won't be easy:

Today "the all-you-can-eat buffet" is stigmatized and the "sexual smorgasbord" is not.

For the love of all that is holy get a restraining order on behalf of the Sunday Brunch at Cafe Bonaparte, I don't want George Will dropping trou near the hollandaise.

(pic from here)

[cross-posted at FDL]