Little known fact about Richard Shelby

It's not that he was abducted and anally-probed by aliens.

It's that he was the abducting alien -- and he specialized in the anal-probing of livestock.


So John Aravosis is wrong, well, somewhat there was that incident at a truck stop bathroom outside Tuscaloosa.

That's all I know. I've seen no documentation to refute this.

And space aliens, with a bestiality fetish, are completely unmentioned in the Constitution so I guess he can serve in the Senate.

At least he's not as big a freak as Vitter.