Awwwwwwwwww....

I guess the young freepers will just have to settle for handjobs from Ann Coulter's mannish meaty paws (there's even dark hair on the back of them):

Sarah Palin will not be attending the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington later this month, her office confirmed to CNN Tuesday.

The Alaska governor had been expected to serve as the headline attraction at the three day event, which is also scheduled to include conservative icons like Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter.

Well surely adding Palin to that trio would make the conference "far too sexxxxxy".

I'm guessing that Palin may have actually drawn the line at something and did not want to hang with Limbaugh while she was dressed up in Princess Leia's bikini.

(photo modified from here)