Suck.On.This. TUPAC!

This is the one with lots of explicit hobbit-on-beorn action.

An early, long-unpublished work by J.R.R. Tolkien is coming out.

"The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun," a thorough reworking in verse of old Norse epics that predates Tolkien's writing of "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, will be published in May by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt.

It'll be like the Silmarillion only even more boring and obscure.