Bipartisanship Broder can believe in

Israel's election outcome came down to a battle between Crazy, Crazier and Craziest and after a negotiation of about a week, it appears that "Crazier" will be Prime Minister.

Looks like at least 6 more months of tit-for-tat in the Middle East keeping up its impressive 8,000 Friedman Unit (F.U.s) streak. You cannot stop the hatred, you can only contain it.

So "Crazier" will be match up against "Unhinged" for those of you in the Israel/Palestine fantasy league.

When it comes to constant senseless bloodshed, the "Holy Land" is really the Cal Ripken of battlegrounds.

My congratulations to foul-tempered Jews, Muslims and other minority eastern Mediterraneans on your perseverance.