Douchebags demand less polarization

Ladies and Gentlemen, shorter Michael Gerson:

Barack Obama killed the corpse of bipartisanship by not being a Republican, the nerve, I say, THE NERVE!

Aw, Republicans disapprove of Obama at the same level they disapproved of Clinton and they haven't had the satisfaction of talking about some mythical notion, to them, of a man getting a blowjob.

Here are some numbers to suck on:

Obama's favorability with voters ages 18-29, 81 percent; Democrats, 59 percent; Republicans, 9 percent -- Nine!

Michael Gerson, giving you the kind of lazy analysis you could only otherwise expect from George Will, Charles Krauthammer or Bill Kristol.

Thanks, Washington Post.