Rick Warren is exhausted

So exhausted he couldn't appear on This Week with George Cannotspellhisnameolis to watch his varying video diatribes against same-sex marriages in light of his recent backtracking on the same.

Perhaps he was just too exhausted from ordering "adult" books on Amazon.com?

Or looking at Chuck Todd and thinking, "that's one handsome doughy-goateed sumbitch, oh that's me in the mirror."

So in summary, Rick Warren believes Jeebus rose from the dead, but he's too tired to get out of bed.