So....

How is Lou Dobbs going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo this year?

5 Mexican's I'd Take off my Surgical Mask with by Lou Dobbs

1. Salma Hayek -- I'd "I" her "9".

2. Eva Mendez -- A hispanic Gina Gerschon, without the pesky underbite.

3. Jennifer Lopez -- I'd wet her back.

4. Penelope Cruz -- What? She's spanish? Say, I don't like Mexicans, what do you want from me?

5. Dirty Sanchez


Yes, I know, it's an oldie but a lamey.