hard to keep the snarkometer running when it's constantly being fed nothing but bullshit... I know, mine's broke... time for a bit of a break for something a bit more pleasurable... gotta maintain the balance in your life.
or you could just start making shit up, no one will notice, and who knows you just might be the "next big thing" and end up with a show on TLC... if Sarah Palin and Ted "I snort meth off male prostitutes thighs but I'm not gay" Haggart can get themselves on that network, then surely there's something you can do to make the cut....
Rising Hegemon
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Maybe an inner British accent would help?
Nah, you've got to channel your inner Sarah Palin... just make up some kind of batshit crazy idiocy, and you'll be all set.
hard to keep the snarkometer running when it's constantly being fed nothing but bullshit... I know, mine's broke... time for a bit of a break for something a bit more pleasurable... gotta maintain the balance in your life.
or you could just start making shit up, no one will notice, and who knows you just might be the "next big thing" and end up with a show on TLC... if Sarah Palin and Ted "I snort meth off male prostitutes thighs but I'm not gay" Haggart can get themselves on that network, then surely there's something you can do to make the cut....
coffee. inner voice needs coffee.
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