Monday, January 31, 2011

The Checklist

Joints hurt - check
Back hurts - check
balls hurt - check


Hooray, the Flu has arrived!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a very thorough flu... it leaves no stone unturned.

Anonymous said...

Ummmm. Ball-flu. The worse kind. So sad.

Oh well, it frees up your other typing hand, so you have that going for you.

omen said...

glenn greenwald has dengue fever??

w3ski said...

A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
Worked Every time.
w3ski

w3ski said...

A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
Worked Every time.
w3ski

Cervantes said...

Lord I got the flu, and the blue balls too.
Yes I got the flu, and the blue balls too.

You know the flu don't hurt, but the blue balls surely do.

pansypoo said...

pain is godly. the pope said so.
pain in the balls? what does pope nazi say?

jimmiraybob said...

Never had the balls-flu but if I ever do, I'll be singing the Ball-Flue Blues too (via Cervantes, 2011).

[fadeout with soft plaintiff blues harmonica lick]

Raoul Paste said...

Get the flu just in time for a Federal judge to strike down health care reform. Good timing.

And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.

Get well soon.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Ugh. Get better soon.

When I'm feeling flu-ish I load up on pho with plenty of sliced hot peppers and basil.

jimmiraybob said...

And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.

Apparently, on the subconscious level, I'm a punning genius.

Anonymous said...

I don't think I have had flu symptoms in the balls. Howsomeever, I do recall that aching balls was and indicator of something much worse. Just sayin...

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

'Ow, my balls!' must be a case of Idiocracy. Be well.

StonyPillow said...

The indignities of age are supposed to be outweighed by something or other. Can't remember what, though.

May it pass quickly, good doctor.

sukabi said...

StonyPillow... isn't "May it pass quickly" a kind of a curse if you're talking about the flu??? all those projectile excretions... wouldn't wish that on anyone..

pansypoo said...

not the idiotocracy!

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