Monday, January 31, 2011

The Checklist

Joints hurt - check
Back hurts - check
balls hurt - check


Hooray, the Flu has arrived!

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a very thorough flu... it leaves no stone unturned.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummmm. Ball-flu. The worse kind. So sad.

Oh well, it frees up your other typing hand, so you have that going for you.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous omen said...

glenn greenwald has dengue fever??

10:04 AM  
Blogger w3ski said...

A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
Worked Every time.
w3ski

10:16 AM  
Blogger w3ski said...

A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
Worked Every time.
w3ski

10:16 AM  
Blogger Cervantes said...

Lord I got the flu, and the blue balls too.
Yes I got the flu, and the blue balls too.

You know the flu don't hurt, but the blue balls surely do.

12:33 PM  
Blogger pansypoo said...

pain is godly. the pope said so.
pain in the balls? what does pope nazi say?

12:44 PM  
Anonymous jimmiraybob said...

Never had the balls-flu but if I ever do, I'll be singing the Ball-Flue Blues too (via Cervantes, 2011).

[fadeout with soft plaintiff blues harmonica lick]

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Raoul Paste said...

Get the flu just in time for a Federal judge to strike down health care reform. Good timing.

And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.

Get well soon.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Ugh. Get better soon.

When I'm feeling flu-ish I load up on pho with plenty of sliced hot peppers and basil.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous jimmiraybob said...

And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.

Apparently, on the subconscious level, I'm a punning genius.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think I have had flu symptoms in the balls. Howsomeever, I do recall that aching balls was and indicator of something much worse. Just sayin...

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

'Ow, my balls!' must be a case of Idiocracy. Be well.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous StonyPillow said...

The indignities of age are supposed to be outweighed by something or other. Can't remember what, though.

May it pass quickly, good doctor.

4:27 AM  
Anonymous sukabi said...

StonyPillow... isn't "May it pass quickly" a kind of a curse if you're talking about the flu??? all those projectile excretions... wouldn't wish that on anyone..

11:15 AM  
Blogger pansypoo said...

not the idiotocracy!

1:24 PM  

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