The Checklist
Joints hurt - check
Back hurts - check
balls hurt - check
Hooray, the Flu has arrived!
Back hurts - check
balls hurt - check
Hooray, the Flu has arrived!
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16 Comments:
It's a very thorough flu... it leaves no stone unturned.
Ummmm. Ball-flu. The worse kind. So sad.
Oh well, it frees up your other typing hand, so you have that going for you.
glenn greenwald has dengue fever??
A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
Worked Every time.
w3ski
A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
Worked Every time.
w3ski
Lord I got the flu, and the blue balls too.
Yes I got the flu, and the blue balls too.
You know the flu don't hurt, but the blue balls surely do.
pain is godly. the pope said so.
pain in the balls? what does pope nazi say?
Never had the balls-flu but if I ever do, I'll be singing the Ball-Flue Blues too (via Cervantes, 2011).
[fadeout with soft plaintiff blues harmonica lick]
Get the flu just in time for a Federal judge to strike down health care reform. Good timing.
And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.
Get well soon.
Ugh. Get better soon.
When I'm feeling flu-ish I load up on pho with plenty of sliced hot peppers and basil.
And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.
Apparently, on the subconscious level, I'm a punning genius.
I don't think I have had flu symptoms in the balls. Howsomeever, I do recall that aching balls was and indicator of something much worse. Just sayin...
'Ow, my balls!' must be a case of Idiocracy. Be well.
The indignities of age are supposed to be outweighed by something or other. Can't remember what, though.
May it pass quickly, good doctor.
StonyPillow... isn't "May it pass quickly" a kind of a curse if you're talking about the flu??? all those projectile excretions... wouldn't wish that on anyone..
not the idiotocracy!
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