Someday when I finally get as much traffic as Daily Kos I'll come up with my own perfume that smells like a "CinnaBon" after all that shit smells a lot better than it tastes.
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Well, I'd totally buy your brand of cologne if your could make it smell like "George W. Bush's orange jumpsuit at the Hague".
I think it'd have that definited soupcon of urine, because he'd be pissing himself... but no fecal odor, because he'd be scared shitless... probably a lot of that musky smell that speaks of a man sweating his way through a long Geneva Convention trial due to deliberately starting a war on a phoney pretext.
Now, I wouldn't actually want to wear this cologne, but I would probably be giving bottles of it to all my rightwing friends like OnAn.
So may I suggest that they might like it better if the bottle had Bush's picture in the foreground and the background was all, like, US flags and GOP elephant symbols, and dollar signs and guns and Bibles and pictures of Jesus... they love all that shit...
".... like "George W. Bush's orange jumpsuit at the Hague"..... ...a long Geneva Convention trial due to deliberately starting a war on a phoney pretext."
Pure fantasy even if you could show it was accurate that George Bush Jr started the Iraq war.
Legally speaking the hostilities in 2003 were merely a break in ceasefire effective since 1991. Your (former), friend Saddam Hussein was in breach of the conditions of the ceasefire, up to and including WMD inspection.
What is it with you leftist extremists, what makes you engage in such silly little fantasies?
Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs!
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Legally speaking the hostilities in 2003 were merely a break in ceasefire effective since 1991. Your (former), friend Saddam Hussein was in breach of the conditions of the ceasefire, up to and including WMD inspection.
Ceasefire with whom? The United Nations? But the UN did not agree with invading Iraq.
WMD inspection... hmmm... wasn't there a UN inspector named Hans Blix who specifically reported that Iraq did NOT have WMD's... Wasn't there a US inspector named Scott Ritter who said exactly the same thing?
Leaked documents (the Downing Street Memos and others) show the whole timeline of the Iraq invasion and conclusively prove that the whole thing was decided long in advance of the phony WMD excuse.
http://downingstreetmemo.com/timeline/
Take off your ideological blinkers and face reality for a change.. the sky is blue, not orange.
Rising Hegemon
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Well, I'd totally buy your brand of cologne if your could make it smell like "George W. Bush's orange jumpsuit at the Hague".
I think it'd have that definited soupcon of urine, because he'd be pissing himself... but no fecal odor, because he'd be scared shitless... probably a lot of that musky smell that speaks of a man sweating his way through a long Geneva Convention trial due to deliberately starting a war on a phoney pretext.
Now, I wouldn't actually want to wear this cologne, but I would probably be giving bottles of it to all my rightwing friends like OnAn.
So may I suggest that they might like it better if the bottle had Bush's picture in the foreground and the background was all, like, US flags and GOP elephant symbols, and dollar signs and guns and Bibles and pictures of Jesus... they love all that shit...
And when mixed with a hint of fecal matter, you have Santorum! - for those crazy, impassioned box-turtle nights.
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".... like "George W. Bush's orange jumpsuit at the Hague".....
...a long Geneva Convention trial due to deliberately starting a war on a phoney pretext."
Pure fantasy even if you could show it was accurate that George Bush Jr started the Iraq war.
Legally speaking the hostilities in 2003 were merely a break in ceasefire effective since 1991. Your (former), friend Saddam Hussein was in breach of the conditions of the ceasefire, up to and including WMD inspection.
What is it with you leftist extremists, what makes you engage in such silly little fantasies?
You should buy my cologne, mate. I call it "Royal Navy". Smells like bloody seamen, it does.
that should be a good seller. hope that isn't the 'top notes'.
runner up was eau de vomit.
Legally speaking the hostilities in 2003 were merely a break in ceasefire effective since 1991. Your (former), friend Saddam Hussein was in breach of the conditions of the ceasefire, up to and including WMD inspection.
Ceasefire with whom? The United Nations? But the UN did not agree with invading Iraq.
WMD inspection... hmmm... wasn't there a UN inspector named Hans Blix who specifically reported that Iraq did NOT have WMD's... Wasn't there a US inspector named Scott Ritter who said exactly the same thing?
Leaked documents (the Downing Street Memos and others) show the whole timeline of the Iraq invasion and conclusively prove that the whole thing was decided long in advance of the phony WMD excuse.
http://downingstreetmemo.com/timeline/
Take off your ideological blinkers and face reality for a change.. the sky is blue, not orange.
This is WAY too much information.
Just imagine:
Man: "Hey honey, I bought you a fragrance that smells like blood and semen!"
Woman: "Leave, and never darken my towels again"
maybe cat pee would be more enticing, said lady gag and barf.
oh, i get it now, she's inventing scents that will facilitate her bulimia.
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