Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he hasn't decided whether to seek a heart transplant.
That's funny because I understand the Obama Administration found an anonymous and appropriately assholish donor just over a week ago and they're keeping it for him on ice.
Maybe they'll end up selling it to a Koch brother.
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Oh, Lord Cheney is just deciding if he really can do without one, having metaphorically had no need for one for decades.
"They Saved Bin Laden's Heart!"
Sounds like a B-Movie.
What? Did wizened ol' Rupert Murdoch finally kick off?
he's afraid a real heart may change him.
heart of my heart
i love that melody
heart of my heart
give none to dick cheney
how do you transplant a heart into an asshole anyway?
vox
So tell me why they didn't just select a suitable Young Republican, rip out his still beating heart on Rupert Murdoch's desk and do the operation on Fox & Fiends?
If there was a god, Unka Dick would have been shot in the face before Bin FN Laden. (NOT sarcasm)
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You really hafta wonder when you see comments like this above written by MD.
MD appears to prefer the mass murdering terrorist over that of a retired politician that he has disagreed with......
/sigh/
HAHAHAHA.
Both bin Laden and Saddam Hussein sprung from the ejaculate of Dick and Rummy's great game wet dreams. Their CIA and DOD made them.
Wonder on, shitOnAstick.
Bin Laden was a retired politician? Who knew?
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