Monday, May 09, 2011

Hmmm...

Interesting:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he hasn't decided whether to seek a heart transplant.


That's funny because I understand the Obama Administration found an anonymous and appropriately assholish donor just over a week ago and they're keeping it for him on ice.

Maybe they'll end up selling it to a Koch brother.

10 comments:

Montag said...

Oh, Lord Cheney is just deciding if he really can do without one, having metaphorically had no need for one for decades.

Raoul Paste said...

"They Saved Bin Laden's Heart!"

Sounds like a B-Movie.

Athenawise said...

What? Did wizened ol' Rupert Murdoch finally kick off?

pansypoo said...

he's afraid a real heart may change him.

Anonymous said...

heart of my heart
i love that melody
heart of my heart
give none to dick cheney
how do you transplant a heart into an asshole anyway?
vox

Anonymous said...

So tell me why they didn't just select a suitable Young Republican, rip out his still beating heart on Rupert Murdoch's desk and do the operation on Fox & Fiends?

MD said...

If there was a god, Unka Dick would have been shot in the face before Bin FN Laden. (NOT sarcasm)

Olives and Arrows said...

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You really hafta wonder when you see comments like this above written by MD.
MD appears to prefer the mass murdering terrorist over that of a retired politician that he has disagreed with......

/sigh/

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA.

Both bin Laden and Saddam Hussein sprung from the ejaculate of Dick and Rummy's great game wet dreams. Their CIA and DOD made them.

Wonder on, shitOnAstick.

Anonymous said...

Bin Laden was a retired politician? Who knew?