Since I'm still here and unraptured, I guess I'm going to find out from my credit card companies that simply enclosing paper with the words "suck it" is not considered a legitimate form of payment.
I stationed my self strategically a a pub located in easy walking distance of a Catholic church, a Lutheran church, a Methodist church, a Seventh Day Adventist church and a couple others that I don't know the denomination. Scanning the skies promptly after 6PM (local Rapture time) there was no sky activity.
Not one saved body ascending. Several periodic checks later and still nothing I concluded: FAIL. Except the being at the pub part. On the down side, I still have laundry to do.
Rising Hegemon
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I feel fine.
Yes, but at least your laundry is done.
I stationed my self strategically a a pub located in easy walking distance of a Catholic church, a Lutheran church, a Methodist church, a Seventh Day Adventist church and a couple others that I don't know the denomination. Scanning the skies promptly after 6PM (local Rapture time) there was no sky activity.
Not one saved body ascending. Several periodic checks later and still nothing I concluded: FAIL. Except the being at the pub part. On the down side, I still have laundry to do.
No - the rapture happened, but there were only two people who qualified, and they both were hermits.
i thought god scooped up the atheists.
Hey, it works for La Palin.
Maybe if you'd just forwarded all your bills to the Republican National Committee and told them to pay `em....
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