It's been more than a week

The Washington Times decided to write an article about how DNC delegates didn't hang out at the prayer room (silly people you know the DNC delegates were out having gay sex and using each others orifices as make-shift bongs while doing their secret socialist hand-shakes! -- in fact, I'm having gay bong socialist sex -- RIGHT NOW!). Meanwhile, there are only about 30 days on the Reverend Moon resurrection clock left to prove he's Jesus II -- The Kimchiing (Seoul Brother #1)...GET ON IT MOONIE TIMES!