"Lacquer the bronzer on with a trowel you filthy moocher"
Look at the face...then look at the hands. Oh, if only John Boehner were there for a comparison.
When does he speak to the Urban League or NAACP again? Does he go as "Ted Danson at Whoopi's Birthday Party"?
This will require some bad artwork, so excuse me for a bit....
There we go: