Thursday, September 20, 2012

"I really am the Juan Percent"

Mitt really went out of his way to get his "Latino" on, what was his conversation with the makeup person like?



"Lacquer the bronzer on with a trowel you filthy moocher" 


Look at the face...then look at the hands.  Oh, if only John Boehner were there for a comparison.


When does he speak to the Urban League or NAACP again?  Does he go as "Ted Danson at Whoopi's Birthday Party"?

 This will require some bad artwork, so excuse me for a bit....



There we go:

12 comments:

Oblio said...

AAAAAAWHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Orale', vato loco!

Raoul Paste said...

The moustache/hat could be a good look for him. Stay thirsty, my friend.

It's unlikely he darkened for the occasion; still, it would be fun to see a pix of him the next day.

Anonymous said...

That artwork is awesome.

¡Yo soy loco por cornballs!

Anonymous said...

And more kudos to you for getting your image recognized in Gawker's impossible new comments system!

jimmiraybob said...

Just read an article about the infamous Romney video in which a donor says, "Your debates are incredible." I can't agree more.

Another donor said, "You have to show your face more on TV." I can't agree more.

Más increíble hablar muchas gracias.

jimmiraybob said...

Oh yeah. Can you label one of the above pictures with, ¡Abuelo de Obamacare! and forward it to George Soros for wider distribution? Preferably to wingnut command centers.

El heado esplodo!

Raoul Paste said...

Holy frijoles, it would seem I'm wrong. Over at the Orange Satan they show a pix of him earlier the same day.

This is hilarious. It should go into the History books.

DanF said...

Plus Juan Eleventy!! Too funny Atta J. Turk!

pansypoo said...

his debate make-up person may try blackface.

Anonymous said...

"...you filthy mooching wetback!" is more like it.

Abu Scooter said...

This is a classic! The only thing missing is a mariachi band playing"Orange Blossom Special."

Mike Tayse said...

I'm thinking a Romney Pinata is the way to honor his commitment to all our Spanish speaking brothers and sisters.