Ah, the GOP Celebrity Circuit

There is the Gropinator of course.

But get a load of these celebrities all of whom will be there for Republican Convention in New York.

It's like they emptied out Branson for christbushsakes.

Performing for the GOP will be:

The Gatlin Brothers

Dexter Freebish

Dana Glover

Donnie McClurkin - Oh my Gawd. A Black man.

Sara Evans

the Blind Boys of Alabama -- What, because Helen Keller is unavailable?

Johnny Lang

Brooks & Dunn

Lee Ann Womack

Jaci Velasquez

Michael W. Smith.

Roaming the halls, and having the camera focused upon them (when not showing the 6 African Americans, the 6 Asian Americans, and the 6 Hispanic Americans, will be the following:

Dennis Miller -- Cha, cha, cha. Not since Pericles decided to give the benediction has a speach been so warmly received Chachi.

Ben Stein

Ron Silver

Angie Harmon & Jason Sehorn

Lynn Swann - Without John Stallworth so who gives a crap.

According to the Article, Bush-Cheney is supported by the following celebrities:

Bo Derek, Lara Flynn Boyle, Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears. Wow, there's something to brag about.