My god people...do you really think that looks like the Virgin Mary?
Look at it! You know damn well what that looks like. Life imitates 'Everybody Loves Raymond Episode".
Of all the things to proclaim to look like the Virgin Mary.
I suppose if one wants to be subtle, you could concede that it looks like "part" of the Virgin Mary. And putting it diplomatically and euphemistically you could say it resembles:
"The Baby Jesus's Escape Hatch"
"What Joseph may have called the original 'No Spin Zone'"
Do yourselves a favor and perpetuate the laughter by going through the picture essay accompanying the story.