Happy 40th Anniversary

Of the Moon landing, which happened on July 20, 1969 -- though Alan Keyes undoubtedly believes that both it and the Holocaust were filmed on a large set in Kenya -- in the same area where Obama was born.

I, for one, would like to thank NASA for many things, but first and foremost for my childhood drink of choice, Tang and its flavors; orange, grape and poon.

My youth of Tang drinking has prepared me for the "delightful" flavor of orange Metamucil.

Thanks, space technology.