Monday, May 24, 2010

"You are my sexy little socialist."

Oh, dear: Jezebel compiles Sexual Horror Stories.

NSFW (although no pictures).

(I'd invite you to put your own stories in comments, but the thought of O&A's entry terrifies me.)

19 comments:

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

You can call him "O&A", but to me he'll always be "my sexy little sociopath".

Montag said...

Ah, well, by now, I'm pretty well convinced that all of O&A's sexual tales, misshapen as they may be, only involve one person....

Anonymous said...

Rabelais could have made these little scenes hilarious. vox

guessed said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, somebody had sex with a conservative.

Anonymous said...

"sailboat, cat and rocketship"?

is that like a "Z"?

Olives and Arrows said...

Res,
It's very poor form to refer to a commenter to your blog in your page posting, regardless of whether it's in poor taste. Pathetic, really.
The motto at the Rising Hegemon page heading does seem to apply in this particular instance:

"....-- half-hearted or completely botched attempts at humor..."

Anonymous said...

"you are my sexy little socialist." (he is a republican and i am not)

Hmmm. Not so sure. This was definitely hetero-sex; no wide stances, no mention of crystal meth, no farm animals.

DanF said...

Dear me! Did res color outside the lines by mentioning a commenter in a blog post??!! Call the police! Form a panel!! Oh noes!!! How will the Republic endure!

This tears it! O&A should vow never to visit this blog again! That will show her.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Res, I see your post hit a chord with O&A. One wonders if it was '3. The Full Release' or '5. The Sweaty Political Fetishist'?

Olives and Arrows said...

Hedley,

I didn't bother with reading the link since the posting doesn't really make any sense. And even though it's obvious that Res is saddled with a flawed worldview it still comes off as needlessly childish on her part.

On the other hand, your comment seems to indicate that you made considerable effort to read the entire thing.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Yes. I did. Unlike you, OnA, I'm intellectually curious.

'10. The Would-Be Artist' might work for ya, too.

Olives and Arrows said...

Yes. I did. Unlike you, OnA, I'm intellectually curious.

In your case, Hedley, it's probably helluva alot closer to sex-starved than it is "intellectually curious".

Maybe you should be callin' yerself Mr Handley Bones....

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Then again, '8. The Unwanted Stump' might be the one best describing OnA.

Olives and Arrows said...

Dan,
I wasn't so much offended as I thought it lame and childish for Res to post in that particular manner. I won't be calling the internet police.

Res wasn't all that offensive, not like (for instance) Hedley's writing his wishes for me to contract an illness leading to death. Now, that was truly offensive.

Olives and Arrows said...

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*yawn*



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Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

How many U.S. soldiers has Olives, the Canadian troll, cheered on to their destruction? How many innocent Iraqis has Olives condemned to death as victims of his vanity wars?

OnA, your histrionics are nothing but 'pathetic' attempts to draw attention to your crippled ego.

As posted earlier: give a rest, sister.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Sex-starved, OnA? Look no further than your favorite blogger.

DanF said...

OnA complains about this blog being childish? Really? Does it not READ this fucking blog?? Childish is an organizing principle around here. Poor taste de rigueur. Since such things obviously bother him (at least enough to comment on them), why does he not simply leave? Surely there are other people he can can call traitors and fifth-columnists who root for terrorists.

Major Woody said...

You think the discourse at this blog is childish, DanF?

No, you are! Called it, no backsies, infinity!