Friday, March 14, 2008

BOW DOWN!


All blogs are now insane and run by incredible incompetents and hacks.

Except this one of course (and by that I mean "ME").

I knew in the end, those who create horrible MS-Paint versions of bad photoshops; have horrible usage and editing skills; and write when they should be sleeping it off would come to be seen as the best bloggers ever!

We've come a long-way...

Sort of:

Toward the end of [October 1920], hundreds of thousands of voters all across the country found in their mailboxes or slipped beneath the front door a circular addressed TO THE MEN AND WOMEN OF AMERICA -- AN OPEN LETTER. It was signed by Dr. W.E. Chancellor, a negrophobic history professor who had devoted months to demonstrating to his own satisfaction that [GOP Nominee Warren] Harding was "not a White man ... not a creole ... not a mulatto, [but] a mestizo," whose election must be stopped in order "save America from international shame and ... domestic ruin." - Geoffrey Ward, A First Class Temperament, p. 547.


By the way Hillary Clinton's middle name is... "DIANE"

Shameful, I know.

After all we all remember "Idiane Amin"*.


*Who was black by the way

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dear Consumers


Trail Mix Crunch?

Really?

Here's my humble suggestion.




1. Buy some trail mix.

2. Dump it in a bowl.

3. Add milk.


Voila!

Suitable for Framing

And so it begins

Could be worse

Could have invaded Iraq:

(Reuters) - Japan's Toshiba Corp is likely to book a 100 billion yen ($986 million) loss in its high-definition DVD business and post a full-year operating profit of around 250 billion yen, falling short of its outlook, the Nikkei business daily said on Thursday.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I thought I heard an annoying buzz

Of someone proclaiming victory in Iraq.

That's so nice...and completely inaccurate:

Three American soldiers were killed in a rocket attack in southern Iraq on Wednesday, bringing to 12 the number of soldiers who have been killed in Iraq over the past three days.

With the overall U.S. military death toll in Iraq nearing 4,000, the latest killings mark a significant rise in deadly attacks against Americans.

At least 3,987 members of the U.S. military have died since the beginning of the Iraq war in March 2003, according to an AP count. The figure includes eight military civilians


Oh, and once again, civilian deaths are spiking upward:

On pace for about 1,000 this month.

And, of course, this is a lovely story of the surges success in knocking down crime:

U.S. authorities in Baghdad have received five severed fingers belonging to four Americans and an Austrian who were taken hostage more than a year ago in Iraq, officials here said today.


And the Mahdi Army's truce is hanging by a thread:

Iraqi police raided strongholds of Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr's Mehdi Army in the southern city of Kut on Wednesday after the militia broke a ceasefire and clashed with security forces a day earlier.


And John McCain's proclaimed victory over Al Qaeda in Iraq...missed it by that much again...

U.S. sees long fight to oust Al Qaeda in Mosul

Man, we've sure gotten our $3 Trillion's worth.

UPDATE:

And here's some even HAPPIER news!

The tide of the war in Afghanistan is running against the United States and its allies, in contrast to an improving trend in Iraq [ed: D'oh!], a U.S. military official and counter-insurgency expert said on Wednesday.

"Afghanistan (is) in my eyes an under-resourced war, a war that needs a whole lot more advisers, a whole lot more economic aid," Lieutenant Colonel John Nagl told a security conference in Stockholm.

This Week in the New York Times Book Review

Two new entries:



And the new one from Samantha Powers.



If you're like me, and I know I am, you can hardly wait for Michiko Kakutani's reviews.

Needs one of those "Inspirational Posters"

This photo was taken on University Avenue in West Des Moines yesterday afternoon.


"The Real Winner here in Iowa tonight is Rudy Giuliani"
- Howard Fineman, January 3, 2008

How lucky

I didn't think this Ferraro thing would get any worse, but once again my naivete is showing.

I apologize for my inability to summon more snark -- pulling a card out of the Jesse Helm's deck will do that to a person.

By the way, I'm tired of people not reading or linking to this blog, I should be bigger than a "large mammal" on some wanking blog index.

It's because I'm of an unconfirmed racial profile, but probably white, isn't it?

Here's a pretty good response from Angry Black Bitch...who I'm guessing is African America, a woman, and upset*...on the actual motivation of this attack, the ultimate dog whistle attack.

But you know that, don’t you…Geraldine?

And it is a sadly powerful attack that dismisses all the hard work; the years spent biting your tongue, the ass whoopings you chose to hold back and the cussing outs that never happened even though not telling someone about themselves almost caused you physical pain.

Blink.

Pause…sip water…continue.

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position," Ferraro said. "And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."

Which I translate to mean that you, Geraldine, think Alan Keyes just had bad timing.




*It's deciphering the evidence like this that makes me such a powerful force in the blog world.

Now this is how you dump a client

From the polite world of golf:

John Daly has been cut loose by swing coach Butch Harmon, who said Tuesday he was not going to waste his time with a two-time major champion who is more interested in drinking than working on his golf game.

“My whole goal for him was he’s got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life,” Harmon said from his golf school in Las Vegas. “And the most important thing in his life is getting drunk.”


Well, that's certainly not dancing around the issue.

Now, if only Nancy Pelosi would act like this.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Don't panic

Don't panic.

Joe Klein said not to worry about this last week.

OKAY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much for that codpiece

The Decider:

The White House said it is "very concerned" about record-high oil prices but that there was nothing US President George W. Bush could do...


Oh come on George, you could always bomb Iran and get that sumbitch up to $200 a barrel.

Many are the days

I sit and think man, do African-Americans have it sweet. I mean talk about a group that has gotten all the lucky breaks in our nation's history. /incredibly high level of sarcasm

Geraldine Ferraro's favorite commercial:


With some rare exceptions (Clinton's pumping up McCain to bang Obama) the major sins of rhetoric have come from supporters of the candidates -- as here.

UPDATE: Apparently Ferraro is making these statements and reaffirming them on right-wing shows. O'Reilly's radio show and John Gibson's FoxNews show yesterday. It's pretty clear what the point is when you are making these statements on these types of shows.

COMING THIS SPRING - FROM THE CW

A new kind of crime fighting team:


Wednesdays at 9 p.m. eastern.

Gee Mr. Wizard, does "Concern Troll" pay well?


"Why yes, Timmy, it pays quite well. Now go out to the propane tank with this bunsen burner"

You can see it all happening again: a Republican charging that the Democrats are defeatist, soft on national security and not to be trusted with the White House. And you can see the Democratic Party heading toward Denver for yet another crackup. This time, instead of McGovern, a genuine war hero (the Distinguished Flying Cross) caricatured as a sissy, the party will put up either a candidate who has been inconsistent on the war or one with almost no foreign policy or military experience.

Ladies and Gentlemen


Your GOP Nominee, carrying on a fine tradition of raving former pilots with IQs hovering safely in the two-digits!

The New York Times Web site reported the following exchange with a reporter in Iowa in March 2007:

Q: "What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush's policy, which is just abstinence?"

McCain: (Long pause) "Ahhh. I think I support the president's policy."

Q: "So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?"

McCain: (Long pause) "You've stumped me."


(Via Lawyers, Guns & Money)

Hitchens vs. Sanity and Sobriety

Who better to respond to a Nobel Prize winning economist than a "drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay" with the power of non-statistical argument by analogy?

Okay, lot's better, but Hitchens doesn't know anybody that could argue any better, as you see him admit in his Slop-Ed.

What I cannot get over is the fact that, as awkward as it may have been, the containment via no-fly zone may have been imperfect but it worked as intended and it cost in 2000, $1.4 Billion a year.

We now spend, thanks to the Glorious War, Hitchens cheered on and now justifies in between whiskey gulps and oxygen shots, that amount EVERY THREE DAYS.

Meanwhile, Eugene Robinson notices what this blog has the last few weeks...the Surge is not only not really working, what it actually has accomplished is coming apart at the seams.

When the Bush administration celebrates a 60 percent reduction in overall violence in Iraq, it's easy to forget that this is compared with June 2007, when the sectarian civil war was raging and bombings with scores of victims were a regular occurrence. The surge managed only to reduce the level of violence from apocalyptic to agonizing -- and now even those gains seem to be slipping.

Bush's surge was designed to give the Iraqi government the necessary breathing space for Shiites, Sunnis and Kurds to reach vital compromises. President Jalal Talabani and Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki showed their gratitude this month by rolling out the red carpet, literally, for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Bush's Middle East policy is designed largely to blunt the influence of Iran, which seeks a dominant role in the region. So it must have been galling to the White House to watch as Ahmadinejad swept into Baghdad in a ceremonial motorcade and toured the city with fanfare. Never one to miss a chance to stick in the needle, Ahmadinejad questioned the motives of those who "visit this country in a stealth manner."

He was referring to the fact that Bush has to fly into Iraq unannounced and can stay for only a few hours. It would be far too dangerous to let citizens know in advance that their liberator was coming to check on their welfare.

So violence seems to be creeping back, the Iraqi government is showcasing its developing friendship with Iran, and -- oh, yes -- these achievements are costing American taxpayers around $12 billion a month, according to a new book, "The Three Trillion Dollar War," by Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz and co-author Linda Bilmes. The authors estimate that by 2017, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan will cost the nation between $1.7 trillion and $2.7 trillion.


As this blog, and many smarter people have stated before, the result of these trillions of dollars is going to produce one clear winner in the Middle East.

Iran.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Dear Politicians

Stop fucking up, then dragging your spouse out to stand there and suffer while you talk about how sorry you are -- especially since they are the most aggrieved party of all. It's bad enough that you fucked up, and fucked them over, don't punish him or her by making them stand there with a pasted on look on their face while you drone on.

Thank you.

In other news, this still sucks

Swept under the rug today -- tragically:

Eight U.S. service members were killed in two attacks today in Iraq, making it the deadliest day against the military this year, a senior American military official in Baghdad said. At least 11 Iraqis also were killed Monday in a surge of attacks throughout the country.

Five of the Americans died when a suicide bomber walked up to a foot patrol in Baghdad and self-detonated. The others died while on a patrol in Diyala province, the official said. He asked not to be identified as he isn't an official spokesman.

The rash of attacks against a spectrum of targets raised new questions about whether the U.S. can draw down its presence from the current buildup to levels of about a year ago.


So far this month, Iraq is on close to a pace for this month to be the first 4-digit death month for civilians in the country since August 2007. Just this February death's spiked up more than one-third.

All despite the Mahdi Army holding to a tenuous truce.

Headlines you'll never see

Relatively Unknown Blogger Linked to Prostitution Ring.

Seriously, the Governor of New York, Mr. Corporate Greed Buster -- tied to prostitution?

Well, I guess this is a big end to the impressive streak the GOP had going.

Jeez, step away from work for a minute and the shit hits the fan.

Tibet! Tibet!

Just saying those two words has Chinese officials angry with Bjork, who performed recently in Shanghai.

A statement by China's Culture Ministry said Bjork's outburst "broke Chinese law and hurt Chinese people's feelings."

Do we need a cookie? 

I bet the Tibetan people could use some food.  And political independence.  Little side dish of free expression could not hurt either.

Big Weekend all around

Congrats to K-Lo who retained her belt (in itself a feat of engineering) against a stiff challenge:




(Fez tip to Watertiger for the original image)

Tuck Sucks On and On and...

From the TVNewser:

Tucker Carlson's 6pmET show Tucker is getting the axe, but Carlson stays on as a political contributor to all MSNBC shows at least through the 2008 election. The official announcement, expected tomorrow, will include details about who will replace Tucker at 6pmET as well as other political programming additions. Sources say the network is going to beef up its schedule with more NBC News talent.

In recent days, Jossip, as well as other blogs, ratcheted up the talk that Tucker would be replaced "for a new project." In its 33-month run, Carlson's show has had two names, four time slots and multiple formats. At 6pmET, it builds on its Harbdall lead-in on some days, but loses audience on others.

Carlson is expected to host the show through next week, with his new role and title to take effect March 17. We're told he'll also be reporting from the campaign trail.

After the jump, the Tucker Carlson time warp...

Carlson first came to MSNBC in June, 2005 as host of The Situation With Tucker Carlson at 9pmET. That show originated from MSNBC's New Jersey headquarters. In August 2005, the show was moved to 11pmET. In July 2006, the show was renamed "Tucker" and moved to 4pmET (with a repeat airing at 6pmET). In July 2007 the 4pmET hour was scrapped and it aired live at 6pmET only.

Sounds like the guy has a tough time getting an audience to us...

Finally, they have time to do what they've always wanted to do...

Solve crimes:

For those petulant enough

To NOT vote if their favorite Democrat isn't the nominee, Trifecta has these interesting stats on the Supreme Court:

Here is what is going on with the Supreme Court by 2016, assuming the winner of this election gets two terms.

Roberts has health issues.
Stevens would be 96 if alive.
Scalia would be 80
Kennedy would be 80
Souter would be 78
Ginsburg would be 83
Breyer would be 78


Wanna leave that up to the Republicans?

(via Atrios' comments)

A Trip Down Memory Lane


Especially about 4:45 or so in.

Pop Quiz!

Hey, there's a new Paul Slansky quiz this week's New Yorker. This one focuses on the crooked-talking, heiress-marrying, would-be-Iran-bombing presumptive Republican nominee for and loser of this fall's presidential contest, John McBush McCain. A taste:
What prompted Jon Stewart, on “The Daily Show,” to ask, “Has John McCain’s Straight Talk Express been rerouted through Bullshit Town?”?

(a) McCain decided to speak at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University six years after calling Falwell and Pat Robertson “agents of intolerance.”

(b) McCain claimed that the Confederate flag flying over the South Carolina capitol symbolized “heritage,” although he was on record as having called it “a symbol of racism and slavery.”

(c) McCain said of George W. Bush, “I support him. I am grateful to him. And I am proud of him.”
Answer -- and the rest of the quiz -- here.

Ready. Aim.

Reading this WaPo article is like attending a sporting event at which you hate both teams and every single player on them. There is literally no one to root for. Your only (and, in this case, fondest) hope is that the loathsome players form a circle, draw their weapons, and fire on command, but not before they tear each other into bloody bits. And while the stupidest fucking guys on the planet go mano-a-mano in an attempt to secure what little Wingnut Welfare will be available after November 4th, the good guys will be taking all their jobs.

John McCain

Mmmmmmmmm, that's good peyote*.



Okay:

1. First, as Atrios said, it goes best while being stoned.

2. What the fuck is with the clouds? How Leni Riefenstahl.

3. Okay, is it possible for McCain to compare himself to people he didn't personally meet?

4. Why does John McCain hate American orators, why Churchill and not FDR...oh, right.

5. Is it really a better commercial for John McCain than this?




*Or a good gallon of tap water.

Meanwhile, in HAP-HAPP-HAPPY LAND

The surge is working as ever!

A female suicide bomber blew herself up outside the house of an Iraqi tribal sheikh, killing him and three others on Monday in the restive province of Diyala, an army officer told AFP.

The bomber arrived early Monday at Sheikh Ghadban al-Karkhi's house in the town of Kanan, north of Baquba, the provincial capital, Brigadier General Rageb Al-Omeri said.


Huzzah!

And such a deal!


...the flood of money into the Iraq war is steadily rising, new analyses show. In 2008, its sixth year, the war will cost approximately $12 billion a month, triple the "burn" rate of its earliest years, Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph E. Stiglitz and co-author Linda J. Bilmes report in a new book

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Hopefully Learning

SHOCKING!

No one could have anticipated:

Insiders tell TVNewser Tucker Carlson's 6pmET show Tucker is getting the axe


Time for Rachel Maddow to get a show MSNBC.

John McCain & Steve King, Stupid Peas in a Moronic Pod

For the second time in the last year or so, John McCain has proclaimed Baghdad no worse than a dangerous American City...you know where all those black people live (let's be honest about why this bottom of the deck card gets played repeatedly by the GOP shall we?).

This is what we call a duo-play of idiocy. McCain gets to lie about the great and awesome surge...while once again dissing places that the GOP will never get votes (again, those urban minorities all the white GOP suburbanites pee their pants over).

But again, let's look at the reality of this stupid and repugnant claim...

In Baghdad this month, a domestic bombing killed 65 people. In February another bombing in Baghdad killed more than 100.

When was the last devastating domestic bombing in the United States?

That would be Oklahoma City, fourteen years ago.

By a pair of white idiots.

In that respect at least, much like John McCain & Steve King.

(Via State of the Day)

Worst Prom on Earth


Condi wears her best Shower Curtain and Canvas Car Cover to the proceedings
(Photos By Susan Biddle -- The Washington Post)

The annual Gridiron Dinner, when the media and Washington's powerful get together to plan how they will all defend one another for yet another calendar year.

Oh how David Broder loves it so.

But Bush had the last word; make that song. With a gang of Busharoos, he crooned about his future back in Texas, singing: "I spend my days clearing brush, clear my head of all the fuss, like that big fuss you made over Harriet and Brownie. Down the lane I look and here comes Scooter, finally free of the prosecutor. It's good to touch the brown, brown grass of home." He even paid the news media a compliment: "When you are not writing stories, you are not half bad."


I'm all verklempt...no sorry, that's nausea.

WaPo commenter Pagan says it best:

I'm glad the press had a chance to take a break from all those grueling days spent transcribing press releases, granting anonymity to high ranking administration members at official press conferences, attending cocktail parties and fancy lunches.

Not to even mention having to attend barbecues as the guest of a Presidential candidate they are allegedly covering.


NOTE:

Bush partied down and cracked jokes on the day he allowed torture to continue to be American policy.

Metaphor or Just Another Day at the Office?

Remember in the last couple weeks when the media breathlessly reported an missile attack the Bush Administration had launched against an Al Qaeda target in Somalia?

A US missile strike in Somalia, aimed at a man described by the Pentagon as a "known al-Qa'ida terrorist", succeeded only in hurting six civilians and killing three cows and a calf, the IoS has learned.


That'll learn 'em.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity

Doug Feith writes a book (he can write?). Shockingly the book implies that everyone is an asshole and fool...except for Doug Feith!

Here's one interesting moment in war mongering:

Among the disclosures made by Feith in "War and Decision," scheduled for release next month by HarperCollins, is Bush's declaration, at a Dec. 18, 2002, National Security Council meeting, that "war is inevitable." The statement came weeks before U.N. weapons inspectors reported their initial findings on Iraq and months before Bush delivered an ultimatum to Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Feith, who says he took notes at the meeting, registered it as a "momentous comment."


Such a statement, if made by most world leaders, would be damning evidence at the Hague.

Not for the first time, allow me to mention...

Steve King is Iowa's great shame.

There's a certain famous Iowan with a pitchfork that would like to use it upon King's ass...it would certain act as a lobotomy if nothing else.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Humorous

The little girl in the 3 a.m. ad that Hillary ran?

Ten year old stock footage...she'll be 18 soon.

And she'll be supporting Obama for the nomination.

I have to admit

I'm a bit surprised that Tucker Carlson is still employed at MSNBC...they must be burning out his contract -- or else they're afraid to hire a woman to helm a show by herself...especially when she's teh gaii. However, as Glenn Greenwald points out there are few journalists better at unintentionally revealing the hackdom that is, especially, broadcast media in this country:

...since journalistic standards in Great Britain are so much dramatically lower than they are here, it's a little much being lectured on journalistic ethics by a reporter from the "Scotsman," but I wonder if you could just explain what you think the effect is on the relationship between the press and the powerful. People don't talk to you when you go out of your way to hurt them as you did in this piece.


Anyone who has seen an hour of BBC News would laugh uproariously at this comment. British interviewers don't "blow" people the way our broadcast media do; they don't treat them as their buddies who they'll see out at a dinner party in a week or too; they don't think balanced journalism is bringing a sane person and a crazy person on together and letting the one who screams the loudest win; they certainly don't think that "tough" journalism is holding up some nine-year old statement as a "gotcha"; and they certainly don't treat everything as off the record.

No, they challenge the powerful, the best journalists, and there are certainly more in British broadcasting then here, never let the powerful forget they are responsible and accountable to the people they govern. Here, in this country, the place with the First Amendment, politicians are treated like Hollywoood Celebrities are treated by their press agents. Corruption is treated as "part of the game" to be reported as a sporting event; and the only sex scandals are of any real meaning. And a real war is treated like it's a "war movie, preferably one of those heroic World War II jobs" [General "Patton" minus "Private Ryan" equals "Major Dysfunction"].

When there's a future "situation"

I want the next President to be the one who doesn't have as their first response:

"You know what might work this time? Another round of bombing."

Friday, March 07, 2008

Get a Good Job With Good Pay and You're Okay

Except when you're not. NYT:
The dismal jobs report released Friday showed overall employment to be lower than it was three months ago. Every time such a slump has occurred since the early 1970s, a recession has followed — or already been under way.

And if the good times have really ended, they were never that good to begin with. Most American households are still not earning as much annually as they did in 1999, once inflation is taken into account. Since the Census Bureau began keeping records in the 1960s, a prolonged expansion has never ended without household income having set a new record.
And about that job:
Over the last year, the number of officially unemployed has risen by 500,000, while the number of people outside the labor force — neither working nor looking for a job — has risen by 1.3 million.

Employment has risen by 100,000, but even that comes with a caveat: there are also 600,000 more people who are working part time because they could not find full-time work, according to the Labor Department.

“The decline in the unemployment rate,” said Joshua Shapiro, an economist at MFR, a research firm in New York, “should not be viewed as good news.”
And the experts are perplexed:
For a variety of reasons that economists only partly understand — including technological change and global trade — many workers have received only modest raises in recent years, despite healthy economic growth.

The median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau. It now looks as if a full decade may pass before most Americans receive a raise.
But if you ask for a raise
it's no surprise
that they're
Giving none away.

Drop Keyboard. Get Grip. Grow Up.


Good grief. Is there a bigger manchild on the planet than Andrew Sullivan? Like me, Sully's an Obama supporter, but unlike me, he's one who frequently indulges in and subjects his readers to silly paeans to Obama the Savoir and fanciful rhetoric about New Camelot (a Camelot in which, I suspect, Sully envisions his genius self a member of the Inner Circle, but I digress....).

But with supporters like Sully, who needs enemies? Obama loses OH, (maybe) loses TX, and takes a few (admittedly hard) hits from HRC and Sully's ready to throw up his hands and throw in the towel, and not just on BHO, but on an entire generation of voters and an end to Politics as We Know It. And speaking of Politics as We Know It, he's shocked -- shocked -- and terribly disappointed that HRC is playing Republican-style hardball with BHO. Sully's disappeared his archives, but I don't remember him keening, moaning, and rending his garments when Dumbya was bitch-slapping John Kerry from Charleston to Chattanooga and back again.

What a freaking baby this guy is.

Dear Senator Clinton


You have no reason to know this, but as my legion of fans, okay many fans, alright some fans, actually my mother, *sigh* as my imaginary talking hamster friend Lenny knows, I get up quite early.

This allows me to call your Washington, D.C. office every morning at 3 a.m. eastern the last week or so (202) 224-4451. I just thought you'd like to know that I always get an answering machine and find out the office is closed.

If it makes you feel any better, a similar response is received from (202) 224-2854 as well as (202)224-2235.

In case you were wondering.

On the other hand, I'd like America to know that if I receive a call at 3 a.m. I'm actually awake drinking coffee already...maybe I should be President? Lenny always knows what to do -- especially if it involves telling me who is "Orcus, the Grand Soul Reaper" and who isn't. Lenny is all-wise -- and quite fond of parakeet heads as a sacrifice.

(pic from here)

Atta J. Turk's obscure & disturbing factoid of the day

"Foreplay for George H.W. & Barbara Bush typically involved speculating on the possible locations of hidden Nazi Gold"


Go ahead and "google it" and prove me wrong!

Ya' see

When you just default that the GOP nominee is qualified to be 'Commander in Chief'* to harm your intraparty opponent you end up taking the sting out of things like this should you become the nominee:

In an article titled “Hothead McCain,” for the upcoming issue of The Nation, Robert Dreyfuss quotes Col. Larry Wilkerson (Ret.) — former chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin Powell — saying that with Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) “[n]o dissent, no opinion to the contrary, however reasonable, will be entertained.” Wilkerson added that McCain is “hardheaded,” “arrogant,” “hubristic,” and “too proud for his own good.” Referring to McCain’s foreign policy advisers, Wilkerson said: They “scare me.” “Scare me.”


And somehow you proclaim McCain more qualified then another Democrat to be in that position?

Here's what I don't want in a future President.

1. A President that doesn't constantly use the words "Commander in Chief", you know who didn't toss that phrase out much, Franklin Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower. And fuck if they didn't have more cause. And they acted this way even though their names were "Franklin" and "Dwight".

2. A President that doesn't have to have an "undefinable" win in one war because his generation lost another one on points, or one that needs to prove she (or he) is a badass too.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

He Usually Got My Gist

Racism Rising?

Daily Kos has an important post that we all need to think about.  While the post has received some attention, we really need to make certain that this possibility is fully investigated.

We are all familiar with the serious problems of direct, confrontational racism.  The kinds of racism which is inescapable in the harm it causes.  Racism that is deeply embedded into our culture from violence and assumptions of supremacy.  There are increasingly -- though -- forms of racism that rise which are more hidden and obscure.  I do not mean the company refusing to hire someone because they write a code, such as AA (short hand for "All American" which means white) on the form.  No, this is the kind of racism that transcends institutional racism.

More and more often people in American society hide ugly racism by believing they are doing the right thing for a cause that justifies their actions.  They know they cannot come right out and use words or phrases that were harmful in the past and remain a stain today.  They do not seem themselves in a negative light and frequently say (over and over) that they do not "hate" anyone.

Oh no, this kind of racism comes with the recognition of the need to hide the true intent. For example, one would never call a candidate "uppity" (which has a clear code when used again people of color).  Instead you say "whinny" or "demanding." But these words are but nothing more than mere old fashioned racism dressed up in a new suit.  And the ends do not justify the means.

Or of course,  someone who harbors or uses racism to advance their causes may talk openly when they are around people that they feel comfortable with.  This so-called Backstage racism is present in our lives as many of us face it with co-workers, colleagues, even unfortunately some family and friends whom we often believe that we can change (and I, for one, will never give up trying to change them). 

This Backstage racism has come to the light of day on occasion. Sometimes it is recognized for what it is and sometimes not. A few examples can help us.  It occurred most dramatically during the O. J. Simpson case when there were manipulated photos of Mr. Simpson that was used by Time Magazine:

image

And racial manipulation most often occurs to create an impression that while not entirely negative does play on a form of racial reasoning:

image Notice the young man in the back? (over the woman in white sweatshirt's shoulder)  He is  not there.  He's not even a student of that university.  The makers of the magazine added him.

imageimage 

Now, we are faced with a serious dilemma of possible Backstage racism this political season:

image Yes, it is what it appears to be.  There may be evidence that some members of the Clinton campaign may have manipulated photos of Barak Obama in order to make him appear darker.  One has to wonder who thought this was a good representation of the Illionis senator?  But accuracy is not the intent with the final two pictures, is it?

We need to know if these pictures are accurate representations of what some in the campaign have made?  We need to know if there is an effort to attack Senator Obama by using this less obvious form of racism.  Pay attention to pictures of Obama that run in newspapers and magazines.  Keep an eye on the lighting that is used on him from television coverage. 

There are some continued discussion at KOS that there was not any conscious manipulation, that screen capture darkens the image.  Perhaps, but that does not necessarily explain why consistently darker images were used -- why some members of the campaign did not more carefully screen what was used.  Campaigns screen everything and consider the representations and repercussions, do they not?  We must continue to be vigilant about racism.

And we need to remember that racism comes in many forms.

Did Obama win Texas?

Due to the unusual system in Texas there appears to be increasing evidence that Obama won the Texas caucuses which erases Clinton's slight edge in the primary.  Leave it to Texas to continue to muddy the waters.

As Lisa Pease wrote yesterday:

But there was one big problem. A Texas-sized problem.

The election results from the Lone Star State’s caucuses had only just started coming in.

Texas is the only state in the union that allows people to legally vote twice: once in the primary, and once in their local caucus, or, as they are called in Texas, “precinct conventions.”

Roughly two-thirds of the pledged delegates (126) are determined by the outcome of the primary, and the remaining delegates (67) are determined by the results of the caucuses.

Only those who have already voted in the primary are allowed to vote in a caucus.

When the media proclaimed Clinton the victor in Texas, the caucus results were simply not part of the equation. But now that more than 24 hours have passed, something fascinating is happening.

Obama appears to be winning Texas.

Poor Babies, they could use more barbecue

Howie Kurtz, who manages to be the media critic that never manages to really criticize...but perpetuates shitty media has this as his story of the day.

Our political media, gosh darn those poor babies are tired!

There's only so many stories you can write, and we're running out of them.
- Ana Marie "Famous for writing about Butt Sex" Cox


Yeah Ana, God forbid you write about their policy positions.

UPDATE:
To be perfectly fair, I made this point at Swampland in comments (shockingly I have not been asked to guest post there...my desire to be the Regis Philbin of blogging continues) and Cox responded:

@attaturk: I probably deserve everything you're pointing out and the scorn that comes with it. My comments to Kurtz were intended to be a little self-mocking and ironic -- and I did try to emphasize how, ultimately, I'm thrilled to be covering, as you put it, democracy in action. But one's feelings about one's job and how it relates to history and to your own situation are complex and difficult to reduce to quip in a style piece. I did the best I could but that clearly wasn't good enough.

Journalism & Ribs continued

While the all-important "People sure do hate Mark Penn" story makes A1 of the Washington Post, the paper's editors display their fantastic news judgment by putting this story in the paper 17 pages later.

The Bush administration yesterday advanced a new argument for why it does not require congressional approval to strike a long-term security agreement with Iraq, stating that Congress had already endorsed such an initiative through its 2002 resolution authorizing the use of force against Saddam Hussein.

The 2002 measure, along with the congressional resolution passed one week after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks authorizing military action "to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States," permits indefinite combat operations in Iraq, according to a statement by the State Department's Bureau of Legislative Affairs.


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, "indefinite war"?

Once again, the 2002 Iraq resolution is used to browbeat Congress into Bush being able to do whatever the fuck he pleases.

I guess it's bad form to point that out repeatedly in a nice speech though. Oh, and vapid.

But even Obama is not completely out of the woods according to the Bush Administration's "AH AM THE LAW" arguments:

Assistant Secretary of State Jeffrey T. Bergner said that authority exists with or without a U.N. mandate. In addition to the resolutions, he wrote, "Congress has repeatedly provided funding for the Iraq war." Democrats have failed in several attempts to curtail funding for the Iraq war.


And now back to "Rib Chat" with Atta J. Turk, BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLD! enthusiast.

Goddammit

4:53 in the morning and I find out Digby in one post already wrote about my first two subjects of the day and did it better than me.

Bombshell?

Aravosis, who has pretty much gone all-in for Obama proclaims this a "bombshell".

But is it really a "bombshell" that even Clinton insiders don't like Mark Penn?

Does anyone really like Mark Penn?

Does Mark Penn even like Mark Penn?

I know the Clinton team leaks like a goddamned spigot, which always bothered me about the Bill Clinton Administration...as opposed to the Bush Administration, which rarely leaks, it just slanders outsiders. I imagine a Hillary Clinton Administration would be much like her husband's on that score. I don't know whether that's good or bad. I think the latter, but not nearly as bad as the Bush model and about the 59th to 171st most important reason for voting for or against someone.

But still, the important thing to remember is how much people don't like Mark Penn, I guess.

Again, the one thing missing from journalism is, apparently, journalism. Snarking about campaign staff is fine fodder for a shitty blog written by a part-time obsessive/compulsive like me, but is it really worth page A1 of the Washington Post?

However, journalism is apparently well qualified to judge the quality of a man's propane grilled ribs.

I know, I know, but that story really irritates me.

Shitty Journalism, makes for shitty elections

One of the few real-live policy related matters that the press has managed to cover, ironically came from across the border -- and they apparently completely fucked it up too.

At the end of an extended conversation, Mr. Brodie [PM Harper's Senior Staffer] was asked about remarks aimed by the Democratic candidates at Ohio's anti-NAFTA voters that carried serious economic implications for Canada.

Since 75 per cent of Canadian exports go to the U.S., Mr. Obama and Ms. Clinton's musings about reopening the North American free-trade pact had caused some concern.

Mr. Brodie downplayed those concerns.

"Quite a few people heard it," said one source in the room.

"He said someone from (Hillary) Clinton's campaign is telling the embassy to take it with a grain of salt. . . That someone called us and told us not to worry."


So one of Clinton's people said the famous alleged quote of Obama's people?

Because Clinton and her folks sure took advantage of this story to bash Obama.

It's possible, of course, that Obama's people may have said something about NAFTA as well.

But, ironically in Ohio it was ONLY Obama that got bashed on it.

No pork was barbecued for the press during the posting of this message.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Laughable, Pathetic....FABULOUSSSSSSSSSS!

If McCain wanted to project an image of weakness, and slavishly following Bush today's joint appearance accomplished the feat:


If McCain cannot control -- and indeed is dominated by -- the worst and least popular President in modern history...



How can he deal with ________________ ?


I almost felt sorry for the guy.

Almost.

Not having Satellite TV, not so bad after all

Still no cure for cancer, or actual policy analysis on 3 different 24 hour cable news networks.

BUT...

NFL Network announces 30 hours of Brett Favre programming

"Yeah, that's about the right level"


"Just let me let out the Li'l Decider"

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

Endorsements

NYT: McCain, Clinching Race, Will Receive Bush's Backing

As Hillary Rodham Clinton broke her streak of losses to Barack Obama, John McCain prepared to accept President Bush’s backing at the White House.

Senator McCain was scheduled to meet with President Bush in Washington on Wednesday to receive an endorsement from his onetime political rival. The president is rolling out the red carpet for the senator, who has been accused by some Republicans as being insufficiently conservative.

Meanwhile, what's going through McCain's atrophying noggin' at the moment?

"Please don't let him ask me to pose for pictures. Please don't let him make a statement. Please don't let him hug me. Please don't let him touch my head. For Christ's sake, don't let him kiss me. Please keep this under five minutes. No, no: keep it under two minutes! That's reasonable, right? RIGHT?! Please don't let him call me his 'heir apparent.' And for God's sake, please don't mention Iraq!"

Spot the 3rd Wheel!


REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Mah boyfriends a comin', mah boyfriends a comin'


(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Obscurity and Influence

Political commentary switched off for a moment...

Dr. Slammy has a terrific albeit too brief discussion of the influence that obscure bands, such as Big Star and Joy Division, have had on the nature of music that we hear today. 

I would argue that influence is far longer lasting than popularity.  And far more important to the health of music.  Because the flavor of the week comes and goes.  How many people want to be in a band because of the current hit single?

How many people want to play jangly guitar like Alex Chilton? Or play the drums like Bill Berry?  Or how many of us want to possess the raw don't care punk rock attitude of The Replacements?  Wouldn't we all kill for the energy and irregularity of an Iggy and the Stooges performance? Don't people want just one ounce of the cool of a Lou Reed? 

Popularity is brief and fleeting for most musicians and bands.  However, to be truly inspired by a song, musician, or sound is transcendent.  Regardless of the genre or style.

Sales make a song or band present.  They become inescapable whether the song is inspiring or a piece of throw away sonic crap. The song that sells that is played on mainstream radio dominates because of the organization of the recording and radio industry, not because it inspires. 

Influence derives from the feeling that music leaves with you.  You want more, you desire more... yes, yes... it fulfills you.  A great song that speaks to you fills that powerful need within you.  True inspiration does not just come from what is selling.

Pure influence makes you want to pick up your instrument -- whatever it is -- and play.  And sing, regardless of your ability to sing.  It leads you to write your own stuff, record your own sound.  To do!  To act with or without musical precision.

Too bad the music industry does not remember that.

Switch back on...

Congrats John McCain

Sincerely,

The Base

2008

Glamour Shots















"Condi, I call this picture...Sammich.

By the way, do you have other outfits?"


REUTERS/Matty Stern








Well hell, looks like Watertiger also got this one.


But mine's filthier, so I've got that going for me.

"Her distant far away look...


Let John know that she didn't believe his assurances he'd really be closing his eyes when he was with him and thinking of her."


(AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)

It warms the cockles*


To see true love renew itself every year as Spring approaches...

President George W. Bush will meet Wednesday with Sen. John McCain, R.-Ariz., the man the Republican voters hope to send to the White House in November.

The White House announced late Tuesday that McCain will join Bush for lunch in the White House. The president will make a statement with McCain in the Rose Garden at 1:15 p.m. EST Wednesday.


Ah, I see, but they'll have "lunch" *wink wink* first.

I'm a big fan of nooners too, so you two get down with yourselves.

And since you are both old white guys...please leave only your dress socks on.



*...and you know how much fun that can be.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Bye bye Huck

McCheat clinches the Republican nod

And Huck steps down.

So, what happens now?

Back by Popular Demand: The Excuse-O-Meter™!

Just in time for this evening's festivities, we at Rising Hegemon are bringing back the official Rising Hegemon Caucus/PrimaryGeneal Election Close Excuse-O-Meter.™ Post your favorite excuses in comments -- or rate the ones I've posted -- and I'll add the best ones to the list throughout the day. Tomorrow, the various camps can chose the excuse that fits best and then ...onward to Pennsylvania!
  1. (Perennial Favorite) We wuz robbed."
  2. “There was an ice storm in Ohio."
  3. "There was a heat wave in Texas."
  4. "There was rain in Rhode Island."
  5. "There was snow in Vermont."
  6. "I blame Nader."
  7. "My loss is really a win because [INSERT CONSULTANT-PENNED BULLSHIT EXCUSE HERE]."
  8. "My loss is really a win for all the [INSERT TYPICALLY VOICELESS DEMOGRAPHIC GROUP HERE] because [INSERT SENTIMENTAL CLAPTRAP HERE].
  9. “In reality, I’ve always been running for vice president.”
  10. “It’s always been about the process.”
  11. “Keep your frickin’ hands off my (super) delegates.”
  12. "I lost, but my opponent sucks, so really, I won."
  13. "I lost, but my opponent only won by a slim margin, so really, I won."
  14. "I lost, but I won the [INSERT DEMOGRAPHIC HERE] vote, so really I won."
  15. “[CANDIDATE X] is not a mainstream Democrat/Republican.”
  16. “The young people/old people/women/African-Americans/Latinos sat this one out.”
  17. "I am the Comeback Kid."
  18. "My opponent's victory was more in the nature of a protest vote."
  19. "It ain't over 'til it's over."
  20. “The voting machine were rigged.”
  21. “The voting machines failed.”
  22. “There weren’t enough voting machines.”
  23. “The results were in line with our/your/the peoples'/media’s expectations.”
  24. "The results exceeded our/your/the peoples'/the media’s expectation."
  25. “Diebold stole it for [CANDIDATE X]”
  26. "The media was against me."
  27. "If Tim Russert is against you, you're dead."
  28. "The primary started too late/early, was too far away (and the parking sucked)."
  29. "'The real victory is that we got our message out there.”
  30. "The '60 Minutes' interview killed us."
  31. "The 'Saturday Night Live' appearance killed us."
  32. "The Letterman appearance killed us."
  33. "Our consultants killed us."
  34. "Early voting killed us."
  35. The blogs were against us."
  36. “[POINTLESS TV SHOW] was on."
  37. "My opponent played dirty."
  38. "Sexism!"
  39. "Racism!"
  40. "Ageism!"
  41. "The primary/caucus system is inherently un-democratic”
  42. "[STATE] wasn't as much a vote for [CANDIDATE X] as it was a vote against [CANDIDATE Y] (Gilly Gonzylon in comments at Eschaton)
  43. "Massive Democratic/Underwhelming Republican Turnout in a Red State."
  44. "What me worry?"
  45. “The polls were right!”
  46. “The polls were wrong!”
  47. “I’ll be vindicated at the convention.”
  48. "I'll be vindicated in the general."
  49. “I'll be vindicated by history."
  50. "I have the love of my friends and family and isn't that what life is really all about?"
  51. "These states are not important states. I won [INSERT STATE HERE]."
  52. "I'm ahead in delegates."
  53. "I'm ahead in superdelegates."
  54. "I'm ahead in the popular vote."
  55. "We ran out of money."
  56. "We have enough money to go the distance."
  57. "The Canadians did it." (Stony Pillow from comments)
  58. "[INSERT STATE HERE] is not representative of the rest of the country anyway."
  59. "You talkin' to me?"
  60. "We're taking this campaign to the next most important state: the internet!"
  61. The DeDurkheim: "We meant to lose. Really." (DeDurkheim from comments)
  62. The Scooby: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!" (DanF from comments)
  63. The Jon Stewart: "I don't like CANDIDATE X's position on the North American Free Trade Agreement...or NAMBLA." (Attaturk from comments)
  64. The Napoleon: "I'll be back."
  65. The Coriolanus: "The mob is fickle."
  66. The George Orwell: "Being behind in both delegates and popular votes is a win."
  67. And my (still) favorite -- The Scarlett O'Hara: "Tomorrow is another day!"

Hey,

Thanks for all the late nights in High School & College.

Gary Gygax, inventor of Dungeons & Dragons moves to an alternative plane of existence, hopefully not where the Githyanki are...although that would be kind of cool.

Well, thank goodness she weighed in

Lisa Schiffren on Charlotte Allen:

As far as I can tell, there is more than enough stupidity out there to go round. When it's a writer with a dumb idea for a column, the idea is that an editor will exercise better judgement. I'm not an oversensitive feminist. But as a rule, "women are really stupid" columns aren't funny even when written by women.


So says the woman who wrote that Obama must have been born a Communist.

So I guess the circle is complete.

"My friends"


I'm here to introduce the stars of "S.T.R.Y.P Bukkake".

REUTERS/Rick Wilking

"My friends"


"We're bringing sexy back"

REUTERS/Rick Scuteri

$2 Trillion worth of Justice

No matter what we've spent, no matter how many have died, we still cannot prevent this kind of an injustice.

BAGHDAD — A three-judge panel dropped charges on Monday against two former high-ranking Shiite government officials accused of using the Health Ministry to run death squads and enrich themselves.

The charges and the two-day trial were the most prominent judicial attempts to confront the factional violence that has whittled away at the government’s credibility.

But the judges found there was insufficient witness evidence to find the defendants guilty of the murder, kidnapping and corruption charges against them — a decision that shook up Sunnis and troubled some Shiites as well...

Feeding doubt about the trial’s fairness, many of the prosecution’s witnesses had been intimidated and ultimately refused to appear in court.


What we have wrought.

24 Hours in the life of Howard Kurtz, alleged Media Critic

Monday A.M.: There is no doubt the media has been unfair to Hillary Clinton.

Monday P.M.: "Part of my job is to tell you what's being said out there in the blogosphere and on talk radio, which is occasionally over the top...I'm not endorsing this stuff, but it's not my job to pretend that it doesn't exist."

Tuesday A.M.: Hillary Clinton, what a loser.

Wake me on the first Monday in November

I cannot take much more.

And furthermore, arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

If Israel is...

Essentially our 51st state (and our most important one, ask Joe Lieberman) and all that you would think the actions of the Bush Administration, who's fuck ups in the region have made it far worse off than it would have been would get some reporting.

And this from Vanity Fair is the story of the fuck up of all fuck ups:

[Palestinian national-security adviser Muhammad] Dahlan says he warned his friends in the Bush administration that Fatah still wasn’t ready for elections in January. Decades of self-preservationist rule by Arafat had turned the party into a symbol of corruption and inefficiency—a perception Hamas found it easy to exploit. Splits within Fatah weakened its position further: in many places, a single Hamas candidate ran against several from Fatah.

“Everyone was against the elections,” Dahlan says. Everyone except Bush. “Bush decided, ‘I need an election. I want elections in the Palestinian Authority.’ Everyone is following him in the American administration, and everyone is nagging Abbas, telling him, ‘The president wants elections.’ Fine. For what purpose?”

The elections went forward as scheduled. On January 25, Hamas won 56 percent of the seats in the Legislative Council.

Few inside the U.S. administration had predicted the result, and there was no contingency plan to deal with it. “I’ve asked why nobody saw it coming,” Condoleezza Rice told reporters. “I don’t know anyone who wasn’t caught off guard by Hamas’s strong showing.”

“Everyone blamed everyone else,” says an official with the Department of Defense. “We sat there in the Pentagon and said, ‘Who the fuck recommended this?’”


The who, was the Chimperor Disgustus. And don't you love just another "nobody could have anticipated" claim out of Condi?

And when the elections were held on Bush's insistence and things went from bad to worse, Bush decided to take them to "Holy Shit" level.

Bush didn't like the fact that the elections he demanded produced a result he didn't like, even though everyone had warned him about it. So he decided to try to undermine the democratic election he had demanded, but issuing another demand.

He demanded Fatah declare a state of emergency, when Fatah's leadership wasn't keen enough on this idea, the Decider further decided some more, "SEND 'EM GUNS!"

Amazingly enough, it just isn't easy to play Teddy Roosevelt when your history is like Elliot Roosevelts and you are not surrounded by Commodore Deweys. The Jordanian press reports the arms shipments and just like that, a civil war breaks out between Hamas and Fatah...and Fatah loses (which is why they demurred in the first place). And what arms was Hamas using?

Why the arms the Chimp sent for Fatah.

So Hamas won the election, thanks to Bush.
Hamas won the civil war, thanks to Bush.
Hamas captured and loaded up on American weapons, thanks to Bush.

You know,” says [Khalid Jaberi, a commander with Fatah’s al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades], “since the takeover, we’ve been trying to enter the brains of Bush and Rice, to figure out their mentality. We can only conclude that having Hamas in control serves their overall strategy, because their policy was so crazy otherwise. […]

Now that it controls Gaza, Hamas has given free rein to militants intent on firing rockets into neighboring Israeli towns. “We are still developing our rockets; soon we shall hit the heart of Ashkelon at will,” says Jaberi, the al-Aqsa commander, referring to the Israeli city of 110,000 people 12 miles from Gaza’s border. “I assure you, the time is near when we will mount a big operation inside Israel, in Haifa or Tel Aviv.”


So perpetual war then?

What a fuckin' legacy.

(Quotes cribbed liberally from Sadly, No)

Finally!

A John McCain site for those of us neither enamored of war, or in the press corps!

Monday, March 03, 2008

What's important

That Joe Klein apologize to his peers in wankery.

But, I guess, never his readers. Who are perceived as little people of little importance lucky just to glance upon such blessed prose.

And I May Be The Mayor of Simpleton, But I Know One Thing, and That's I love You


Here's a theme I am heartily tired of

And I've been hearing it now for about a quarter century:

"Oh, just wait until you find out what the Republicans will do to "X" if they are nominated."


Krugman's column is full of that today, it's a familiar refrain about Obama. And if the shoe were on the other foot, we would hear the same thing about Clinton, only it would be refried.

And I'm heartily sick of this form of self-perpetuated fear of the mighty wurlitzer.

To paraphrase General Grant:

"Oh, I am heartily tired of hearing about what Lee is Republicans are going to do. Some of you always seem to think he is they are suddenly going to turn a double somersault, and land in our rear and on both of our flanks at the same time. Go back to your command, and try to think what are we going to do ourselves, instead of what Lee the GOP is going to do."

Will today be the day?

That Howard Kurtz addresses McCain's love and solicitations for John Hagee?

Why no, of course.

And further more, stop being mean to Timmeh liberal bloggers.

I'd like to say

When it comes to his denying having given John Hagee a handjob, "I take John McCain at his word". And, "as far as I know" he's never killed a puppy by sticking it back-paws first into a hand-cranked meat grinder.

By the way

Isn't it awesome to see al Maliki & his casual Friday loving-friend hug tighter than Huggy Bear and a Natural Blonde?

After all, when it comes to Bush's invasion of Iraq, he represents only one thing:


The Winner


REUTERS/Thaier al-Sudani

And just look what the winner has won!

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today announced that Tehran and Baghdad have signed seven pacts in areas such as industry, trade and transport.

'We have discussed 20 programmes during the course of the visit, and these meetings have been carried out in a positive atmosphere. We have signed seven memorandums of agreement today,' Ahmadinejad said at a news conference in Baghdad.

The seven agreements are related to 'the development of relations and cooperation in the fields of insurance, customs, industry, education and transportation,' he said.


Look at all that investment money not go to American companies...when it doesn't involve American taxpayers.

Surging toward no where

Deaths spiked up in February, and if the surge was as truly awesome as we're told, one would think after a year, the Iraqi's would have been able to put some shit together, rather than relying upon Al Sadr extending his truce.

And, of course, things are not exactly lookin' up, except in talking point wankery:

A parked car bomb killed at least 15 people and wounded 38 in central Baghdad on Monday morning, police and hospital officials said.

The bomb detonated in the Bab al-Mudham area of the capital. The car was parked on a road leading to the Housing and Municipality Ministry located in that the area, police added.

The dead included one police officer. The Bab al-Mudham district is a commercial area on the eastern side of the Tigris River.


This, despite upgraded security for the visit of Members-Only Jacket Wearer No. 1.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

A Love Supreme

Their Pound of Flesh

Following up on What The Fez Said ....

If you think that a Clinton or Obama presidency will exist in order to extract revenge on the Republicans who have ritually humiliated Democrats and fucked this country six ways 'til Sunday for the last several decades, I have two things to say to you:

1. Grow up.
2. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Government doesn't exist to make you feel better about feeling crappy these last years. Its most fundamental purpose is to bring some semblance of order to society -- and all that that implies, depending on your particular political philosophy.

If the very idea of Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama taking office and deciding that the best use of their time is not humiliating Republicans, but rather working (with or without them) to withdraw from Iraq without setting that entire region on fire, reverse the deficit, renegotiate NAFTA, stabilize the dollar, formulate a national health care plan, close GITMO, and/or restore our reputation in the world makes you throw a tantrum and threaten to stay home in November, go ahead. But I suggest that after you finish stamping your feet and pounding your fists you seek the assistance of a qualified mental health professional in an effort to deal with your emotional immaturity problem.

Listen, I would love to see HRC or BHO kick some Republican ass come January. I am human and I, too, want my pound of flesh. I really do. But I don't need it and I don't want it if it will mean wasting time the way the Republicans have wasted time, money, and goodwill these last years. It's not about me.

The short term goals are to stop the (literal and figurative) bleeding and then to move forward. And if along the way we also achieve a long-term political realignment that makes the words "Permanent Republican Majority" provoke gales of laughter and anyone who ever voted Republican hang their head in shame, well, that would be revenge enough for me.

Feel free to flame me in comments.

Update: People, if laws were broken, there need to be prosecutions. Hearings are going to be necessary, too. As I said in comments, I'm talking bullshit, penny ante and otherwise, like the Republicans have been pulling these last years.

Just wondering

Can anybody just assume my body for a few days so I can come back here Wednesday morning?

Not really, but it would be really cool if I could just avoid the internet bullshit emerging out of some of the partisans of the two candidates the next 48 hours.

If you are presently saying "I could never vote for Clinton OR Obama now", then you give more of a damn about your "feelings" then you do your country. This isn't a goddamned sporting event. If you'd rather have eternal war then by all means, vote McCain, and good luck to your kids.

Having a preference is fine, being an immature brat isn't.

Phrenology isn't dead

If there's a more depressing piece of self-loathing claptrap around I don't know how you'll top Charlotte Allen's WaPo editorial (Fred Hiatt approved) piece that should be entitled, "Women, Oh Fiddle Dee Dee We're Dumb".

I believe, despite Ms. Allen's gender, her research is equivalent to this:



Meanwhile, Camille Paglia wonders is Allen is available?

Goodness knows there's no news worth pursuing

The worthlessness of Russert continues.

Not one candidate for office, not one party official on his hideous show. Just four of the biggest hacks on this earth, including the Heckyl & Jeckyl of jackasses, Carville & Matalin. With a side of Shrum.

What it's all about

Whenever I hear a GOP stooge whine about "class warfare" or a Democrat playing to special interests, remember what the war is really about:

“It’s going to be a national security election,” Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol told a group of Oregon Republicans last night. “It’s going to be an election about our next commander in chief. History suggests that when we’re fighting a war, Americans tend to favor the more hawkish candidate.”


So Republicans fight perpetual wars to maintain perpetual power through perpetual fear.

Double Down

I'm not ordinarily a gambling girl, but over cocktails last evening, I bet the most cynical man I know (a/k/a "The Russian") $100 that BHO would win in November were he the nominee. Two questions:

1. Shall I double down, and if so, when? The Russian is not stupid, so doing so may not be an option in, say, August, with BHO crushing Walnuts in both national polls and the relative fatness of his campaign coffers. I may, however, be able to do so after, say, two wins on Tuesday.
2. When and if the time comes, what shall I do with my $100?*

*I still think HRC is force with which to be reckoned. And even if BHO is your guy (as he is mine), wouldn't it give you infinite, albeit simple pleasure to see Timmeh and Tweety stunned and sputtering if HRC pulls a New Hampshire on Tuesday night?

On an entirely different note, one of my favorite bloggers appears to be back from a self-imposed hiatus. Now if Billmon would only resurface ...

Saturday, March 01, 2008

A Girl of So Many Rare Qualities

Intergenerational Rootedness

Jacob Weisberg's written a book:
When he was still in his early twenties, Bert Walker set up G. H. Walker and Company, one of the first investment banking firms in the Midwest. He flourished as a speculator, losing several fortunes, but winning several more, and helping to finance the St. Louis World’s Fair in 1904. Bert was rowdy, profane, and generally obnoxious. Even an approved family history describes him as “coarse.” At a friend’s boisterous birthday party, he grabbed a bass drum from the orchestra and led a drunken parade through the St. Louis Club. Rather than apologize to the board, he resigned to form the Racquet Club, whose motto was “Youth Will Be Served.” Bert liked to plaster his name around — on his companies, his houses, and his children. As president of the U.S. Golfing Association, he founded an Anglo-American tournament known, of course, as the Walker Cup....

In the family, Bert Walker is described as a bully and a boor, or worse — a violent tyrant who pummeled his sons in a boxing ring set up in his house in hopes of toughening them into professional athletes...

Bert Walker’s success on Wall Street also supported a small army of Negro servants at the ten-thousand-acre hunting lodge he bought in South Carolina and named Duncannon. The current owners have preserved the bullet holes left in the dining room ceiling when Bert fired at a wasp that stung him....

The Walker kids were raised to believe they were crap in any case, and would have a chair waiting for them at the G. H. Walker & Co. office in St. Louis.
Who is Bert Walker?

Well, he has the distinction of being the great grandfather of "the most disastrous president in history."

In Bush Land

Does this become good news?

An outpouring of negative economic and financial reports soured the mood on Wall Street Friday as banks and other lenders further tightened credit in their struggle to contain damage from losses on mortgages, business loans and related debt.

Can't we all imagine the exchange:

Flunkie: "Mr. President, we have simply horrific signs that the economy is slowing and it is getting harder for people to make ends meet."

Bushlite (just waking up from his nap): "Why I'h can make my ehnds meet."  He puts his hands together.  "See it taint hard at all."

Bushlite: "Why I'hm gonna do ta da economitie thangie what I'hm a gonna do to Saddam!"

Flunkie:  "Sir?"

Bushlite: "Why I'hm gonna destroy that evil econohumuncluses!"

Flunkie: "Mr. President?"

Bushlite: "I'hm the decider.  I'hm the war time preznit!  I am the glory..."

One Flunkie to another: "Who forgot to give him the damn meds again!!"

In the background, Bushlite makes wrestling poses while the secret service detail looks at their watches.  All the while the American people continue to suffer.

Separating Wheat from Chaff

Don't all of the candidates take money from the occasional creep?  Is this really such a big deal?  Or does it speak to a lack of convictions?

John McCain gets down with the White Kids


"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me"

REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi

George Washington's War

For the second time in the last several months, the Washington Post addresses the rather dubious question, "What would George Washington do about Iraq?"

And historian Brian O'Malley finds he would essentially say, "You fucked it up in every possible fashion, it's time to go."

That is almost certainly the case.

But first, the obvious answer.

There is now way George Washington would advocate invading Iraq, in fact, "Mr. First in War" would puke himself to death over about 3/4ths of American foreign policy the last sixty years.

It's not that Washington did not envision a future, powerful, America, but the concept of a giant, permanent military structure was the scariest goddamn thing in the world.

Might be nice if somebody points that out once in a while.