Tuesday, April 13, 2010

More man-on-dog Republicanism

Whether it be mules, box-turtles, or man's "best friend" Republicans are sure the rest of you want to touch the naughty parts as much as they do.

And this obsession has started to flower into dementia in other areas, for example, Mike Huckabee has made his stock in trade by being a pleasant fellow that is relatively sane as long as he's compared the Republican standing next to him. But, as always, its a sad facade.

Say, Mike, put down the doughnut and tell us what you think about same-sex couples adopting:

"Children are not puppies"


That's nice Mike, but don't tell it to me, tell it to David Vitter, he's wearing the dog collar.

But taking Huckabee's "logic", such as it is, on it's own right-wing terms I believe that James Dobson can tell you the distinction.

Dogs you beat, as much as possible.

Children, you take in the shower and you show them your manly package.

It's all very clear now -- and the rest of us we can settle this whole problem with a blanket restraining order.

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Monday, April 12, 2010

It's every other Pope's fault but mine!

Not content to say that his decisions as the person in charge of keeping things in line under his predecessor John Paul II were his, Benedict XVI people last week put the finger on the man responsible for the latter's succession (which you have to admit is better than fingering the alternative).

Which in addition to classless was rather pathetic. Realizing what they had done, they then blamed that last really, really, popular Pope, John XXIII.

I guess it's better than blaming the Jews, which has been their other tactic.

But if you're going to blame your predecessors Benny, there is precedent.


Pope Steven VI accuses the dug up cadaver of the late Pope Formosus of heresy, in the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome during January 897. (Artist Illustration)

Shorter David Brooks...or..."those lazy poor"

Thank goodness for Duke basketball, or I'd just have to live upon my memories of the Larry Bird-era Boston Celtics (rather than that uppity and militant Bill Russell-era).

More incoming

Some modicum of "justice", but sadly just a modicum:

Wikileaks, the whistle-blower website, is reportedly preparing to release secret video of a notorious US air strike said to have killed scores of Afghan civilians.

The video apparently shows previously classified footage from US warplanes called in to bomb Taliban fighters during a fire fight in Farah province last year.

The Afghan government said at the time that the strikes by F-18 and B1 planes near Granai killed 147 civilians. An independent Afghan inquiry later put the toll at 86.


There's no doubt that video of American (or other NATO) forces killing civilians is beyond being obviously tragic, embarrassing and counter-productive to the effort in Afghanistan -- but not nearly as much as -- y'know killing civilians. If something like Wikileaks can cause it to be curtailed it's both good news for the innocent civilians and for the chances of the effort in Afghanistan to be successful (if that is at all possible).

I can't be just me

That thinks Jim Nantz passive/aggressive whispered Master's narration gets creepier every year.

Making Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck even angrier and crazier

What better to celebrate our shared humanity than by honoring a lovable communist?

Yuri's Night is an annual party to celebrate space exploration, named after the first man to go into space (and orbit the planet) Yuri Gagarin. Next year should be a big one, as it will be the 50th anniversary of that first flight.

Here's your Party List, bring your Borscht-flavored Tang.

Occasionally, it works out for the best

Via Crooks and Liars it turns out it was a bad weekend for Fred Phelps and the Westboro Church of Hate.

Des Moines:

A family of six carrying signs that read “God hates fags” faced more than 500 counter-protesters singing “All You Need Is Love” on the Drake University campus this morning.


Charleston, WV (see video, classy of the Phelps clan to bring small children along for brainwashing purposes):

…the church sent a small group to Charleston, W. Va., to highlight their belief that the 25 miners killed in a recent cave-in were killed by God because we're all entirely too tolerant of people living alternative lifestyles. Word of their protest got out, and they were completely overwhelmed by counter protesters organized by the West Virginia Chamber of Commerce, the state AFL-CIO, and local church and community groups, many carrying signs saying things like "GOD HATES SIGNS" and "THIS IS A SIGN".


Left and Right coming together.

GOD, INDRA AND THE GREAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER ALL HATE FRED PHELPS.

As for me, I just point and laugh derisively. Maybe to celebrate "Yuri's Night" we send Fred Phelps on a rocket to the Sun?

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Grand Parties for any age

Yeah, they're the Party of Fiscal Responsibility alright:

She was a 25-year-old junior staffer when the Florida Republican Party gave her an American Express card.

Over the next 2½ years, nearly $1.3 million in charges wound up on Melanie Phister's AmEx — $40,000 at a London hotel, and nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for indicted former House Speaker Ray Sansom, his wife and kids, for starters. Statements show thousands spent on jewelry, sporting goods and in one case $15,000 for what's listed as a month-long stay at a posh Miami Beach hotel, but which the party says was a forfeited deposit.

The credit card records, obtained by the St. Petersburg Times and Miami Herald, offer the latest behind-the-scenes look at extravagant and free-wheeling spending by the party touting fiscal restraint. Not only did certain elite legislative leaders have their own party credit cards to spend donors' money with little oversight, but Phister's records show these leaders also liberally used an underling's card — without her knowledge, she says.


Somebody HAS to find a way to blame this one on Obama (or Michael Steele for that matter).

Good enough to post

A Saturday Night Live Sketch with a premise that is filled out by actual dialogue and actual jokes all the way to the end. That by itself is almost newsworthy.

Well, that is unexpected

Jon Meacham writes something non-douchesque about the Virginia governor and his 'Confederacy Day' and also about the link between the Black President and White idiots with inferiority complexes:

We cannot allow the story of the emancipation of a people and the expiation of America’s original sin to become fodder for conservative politicians playing to their right-wing base. That, to say the very least, is a jump backward we do not need.

MATLOCK!!!


I'm tired and an uncreative, time for the old standbys, take it away Broder;

OH MY GAWD, THE DEBT THE DEBT!

Let's pretend bi-partisanship will reign.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Prior-ities

Well, Pope Ratzi has left a smoking epistle:

Priest in the Bay Area pleads guilty to tying up a couple young kids and having his way with them. Bay Area diocese writes to the Vatican Official in charge of such matters, then Cardinal Ratzinger, wanting to defrock the guy. Ratzi does nothing for four years as the diocese occasionally asks him for direction and to get a move on. Eventually Ratzinger replies with this timeless statement:

In the November 1985 letter, Ratzinger says the arguments for removing Kiesle are of "grave significance" but added that such actions required very careful review and more time. He also urged the bishop to provide Kiesle with "as much paternal care as possible" while awaiting the decision, according to a translation for AP by Professor Thomas Habinek, chairman of the University of Southern California Classics Department.

But the future pope also noted that any decision to defrock Kiesle must take into account the "good of the universal church" and the "detriment that granting the dispensation can provoke within the community of Christ's faithful, particularly considering the young age." Kiesle was 38 at the time.


As ever what's best for the institution is it maintains its power over dangerous assholes, than that it do something about dangerous assholes. And this one has the now popes name on it.

Awesome.

But wait, as Pereene notices K-Lo has left her discount buffet to make note of the REAL scandal in the Catholic Church...liberal priests who don't molest children but preach social justice!

That's right, as pedophilia and other child abuse cases are and their cover-ups are exposed against the Catholic Church right up to St. Peter's the scandal is a Priests who likes the President.

Nice sense of proportion there moron.

Terrible poignancy

Wow,

Polish President Lech Kaczynski and some of the country's highest military and civilian leaders died on Saturday when the presidential plane crashed as it came in for a landing in thick fog in western Russia, killing 96, officials said.

Russian and Polish officials said there were no survivors on the Soviet-era Tupolev, which was taking the president, his wife and staff to events marking the 70th anniversary of the massacre of thousands of Polish officers by Soviet secret police.

On board were the army chief of staff, national bank president, deputy foreign minister, army chaplain, head of the National Security Office, deputy parliament speaker, civil rights commissioner and at least two presidential aides and three lawmakers, the Polish foreign ministry said.


The Katyn Massacre, the deliberate execution of thousands of Polish Army Officers, was one of the great Stalinist crimes the West turned a blind-eye upon in the battle to defeat the even worse Nazis (I know there's a lot of romanticism about the the 40s, but what a decade of monsters). Now that the Russians have finally admitted responsibility and engaged in reconciliation with the Poles, to have such a huge swath of the Polish government die tragically on their way to a memorial service (and so close to its foci) ...just wow.

Friday, April 09, 2010

Stuff I Don't Want To Do This Summer

Watch/Listen to/Witness Supreme Court confirmation hearings and their attendant right-wing freak show antics and media coverage.

Wake me when it's over.

"At none of them did things go smoothly."

I'm sorry to hear of his death, but I did enjoy reading this obituary of Malcolm McLaren. I'd forgotten the signing-the-record-contract-outside-Buckingham-Palace stunt, among others.

RIP

Rock the Casbah!

Apparently the people of Kyrgyzstan are having the trendiest revolution since "The Che!-T".





Liberté! Egalité! Metrosexualité!


(photo via the NY Times)

Katrina who?

And furthermore, "Don't Mention the War!"

The series of speakers to the Southern Republican Leadership Conference at a Hilton conference center on the Mississippi River paid passing tribute to New Orleans' food, its culture, and its championship football team, but made no reference to the disaster still shadowing what Mary Matalin called a "vibrant city."...

"Nothing makes people more convinced of the rightness of conservative causes than seeing the alternative in action," said [Liz] Cheney.


Um, yeah...

No one could have anticipated


Fatter, Balder, Angrier, Teabaggier Guy Fieri would be up to no good!

Larry Eugene North, a man accused of placing 36 pipe bombs into mailboxes across east Texas, was indicted yesterday on charges of possessing an illegal firearm or destructive device. In an interview with Talking Points Memo, Brit Featherston, first assistant U. S. attorney for the Eastern District of Texas, said North had anti-government motives:

“...he was disenchanted with the federal government..."


And then my favorite quote of all...

North...is reported to have “a constellation of physical and emotional issues”


I find THAT hard to believe.

The Porn Parodies Write themselves


Which is good, because one, I'm pretty sure script-writing is not a strength of these characters -- nor of the porn business:

"I knew that we'd be buddies when I met her when she said, 'Drill here, drill now.' And then I replied, 'Drill, baby, drill' and then we both said, 'You betcha!'"

-- former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, on meeting Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.)

The Song Remains the Same -- Star Spangled Blather


While we on the Left engage in our usual round of 'why isn't Obama more liberal?', the Right always helps us demonstrate why that political pressure isn't more effective.

Because the Republicans talk like this:

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a potential presidential candidate in 2012, called Barack Obama on Thursday "the most radical president in American history" who oversees a "secular, socialist machine."


As a politician, why be so exclusively progressive in politics, when conservatives abandon the battlefield of sanity completely and leave the entire realm of rationality for you alone to occupy?

And with rare exception this has been the Republican playbook for every President since Wilson.

Just look at these likely Gingrich statements over the years:

1980:

"Jackie, Jimmy Carter is the most radical president in American history who oversees a "secular, socialist machine". And by the way, I've met someone else and I want a divorce. Good luck with your cancer."


2000:

"Marianne, Bill Clinton is the most radical president in American history who oversees a "secular, socialist machine", and he has no moral scruples. And by the way, I've met someone else, who's better in bed than you, and I want a divorce."


2010:

Uh, good luck Callista.


(pic from here)

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Dear Frank Rich,

I know I'm four days late on this, but I saw your Sunday column and wanted to let you know that the name of this band is Talking Heads.

xxx...res

"They Should Have Shot Him On The Spot"

Red State?

Glen Beck?

No.

John Aravosis.

Christ, no wonder I feel alienated from the left.

And then Jethro and Miss Hathaway embarked on a life of Terrorism!



Fez tip/blame to commenter Stony Pillow for the idea.

Of all the preaching schmoes in the world

The one I least need to hear from is the Chairman of Augusta National Golf Club:

Masters chairman Billy Payne on Wednesday delivered a stinging assessment of how Tiger Woods's off-course behavior had disappointed fans -- particularly children


Yes, because the Chairman of the place full of rich old white men, who didn't let a black person do more than caddy until the mid-70s -- at a tournament called The MASTERS; who didn't have an African-American member until the early 90s; which still, I believe, doesn't have a single female member...

IS THE FIRST PLACE I GO TO FOR A MORAL LECTURE!

Not to mention, the thing the Southern white gentlemen (and really is there anything more annoying than being preached to by a rich Southern white asshole?) is so worked up about is 'philandering'.

I'm sure that not one of the filthy rich men of Augusta National, NOT A ONE!, has ever committed adultery at the time they were with either their original wife, or the trophy model they traded in for in their 50s.

NOT...A...ONE!

MATLOCK!!!


In today's special episode Broder without irony demonstrates the effect HE personally has had on our national discourse:

When I was a young reporter in the 1960s, this city was full of people who did their jobs not only with skill and energy but also with unquestioned integrity.


And now after YOU came to town, look at how you've changed the Village, Broder.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

I look forward to Peggy Noonan being aghast

Our Lady of the 3 p.m. cocktail once finished 2nd in the Jonah Goldberg Memorial idiotic quote contest to...Jonah Goldberg (RIP) when she said this in the immediate aftermath of Katrina:

As for the tragic piggism that is taking place on the streets of New Orleans, it is not unbelievable but it is unforgivable, and I hope the looters are shot. A hurricane cannot rob a great city of its spirit, but a vicious citizenry can.


Meanwhile, in the reality Peggums will never ever EVER dare to mention:

A former New Orleans police officer told federal authorities he saw a fellow officer shoot and kick unarmed, wounded civilians in a deadly incident on a bridge in Hurricane Katrina's aftermath...

Hunter's statement said an unidentified officer shot Ronald Madison in the back with a shotgun.

"As Ronald Madison lay dying on the pavement, (the sergeant) ran down the bridge toward Ronald and asked an officer if Ronald was 'one of them.' When the officer replied in the affirmative, (the sergeant) began kicking or stomping Ronald Madison repeatedly with his foot," the filing states.
Story continues below

Madison and James Brissette, 19, were killed by police.

U.S. District Judge Sarah Vance said Hunter participated in a "blatant and systematic perversion of justice" and shouldn't be seen as a "hero" for taking responsibility.

"I don't think you can listen to this account without being sickened by the raw brutality of the shootings and the craven lawlessness of the cover-up," she said.


Now, how to blame Obama for this?

I can't believe we didn't all collapse into the singularity

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Sean Hannity, an arena half-full of teabaggers?

And yes, about as full of "brilliant" quotes as an evening with Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston.*

"Someone had better tell Washington that that pink elephant is on the move, and Michele is leading the stampede," Palin said.



*To half-wit:

Levi: Wanna Fuck?

Bristol: Uh, okay.

Well this can go no further in the national media

Steve Doocy and Glenn Beck go "la la la"

Gregory Giusti's 83-year-old mother had not heard that her son had been arrested, but she told ABC7 he has a history of mental problems. She does not think he would be capable of carrying out the threat; he has never owned a gun, and she blames Fox News for getting her son worked up.


Oh, and Howard Kurtz, alleged media critic, is too busy twittering about Tiger's wood to notice.

"Greg frequently gets in with a group of people that have really radical ideas and that are not consistent with myself or the rest of the family, which gets him into problems," Eleanor Giusti said. "I say Fox News, or all of those that are really radical, and he, that's where he comes from."

Very Diplomatic

I do believe, that after causing all manner of cable-news freak outs last night and much soiling of boxer-briefs amongst the easily frightened, we have discovered the nadir (or is it the height?) of international banality:

US air marshals subdued a Qatari diplomat on a flight to Denver in a bomb scare triggered after he reportedly smoked a cigarette and then joked he was trying to ignite his shoes, officials said...


This guy apparently is an honors graduate of the John Bolton School of International Diplomacy.



[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Shorter Department of Defense

How DARE those Wikileaks people show that videotaped massacre we committed and then conveniently lost the tape.

We'd have gotten away with it all too, if it weren't for those dirty fucking hippies!

I know it just makes me one of them liberal pussy Constitutional Due Process believers and shit

But I really think targeting an American citizen for Due Process Free Murder...especially when it will likely end a few civilian lives in the process is not really my idea of hope and change.

I'm not a big fan of the "flying missile of justice" to begin with...liberal Constitution loving pussy that I am.

"We could use a man like James Buchanan againnnnnnnnnnn"

And now let it be asked..."Who has he touched, and where did he touch them?"


Niemand setzt Papst Baby in die Ecke ein!:

Pope Benedict decided to exact revenge on the liberal heathens of southern California by appointing a new Archbishop of LA — Jose Gomez, an ultra-orthodox Opus Dei bishop.


Oh, Opus Dei...it may be himself, it may be others too, but unquestionably somebody has been flogged.

I admit, I had no idea

It certainly isn't because of Cokie Roberts:

In one of the great under-told media success stories of the past decade, NPR has emerged not as the bespectacled schoolmarm of our imagination but as a massive news machine poised for what Dick Meyer, editorial director for digital media, half-jokingly calls “world domination.” NPR’s listenership has nearly doubled since 1999, even as newspaper circulation dropped off a cliff. Its programming now reaches 26.4 million listeners weekly — far more than USA Today’s 2.3 million daily circ or Fox News’ 2.8 million prime-time audience. When newspapers were closing bureaus, NPR was opening them, and now runs 38 around the world, better than CNN. It has 860 member stations — “boots on the ground in every town” that no newspaper or TV network can claim.


I know that NPR is often called "commie radio" by Rush's brigade of halitosian mouth-breaters, which is laughable (see Roberts, Cokie). It is often infuriatingly milquetoast radio, but it is at least that and it has issue depth that freeptards do not know is even capable of existing.

via Balloon Juice.

I'm just surprised they didn't wait for Independence Day

Because truly this has 'America' written all over it:

One can only guess how big a communist he'd have accused them of being


Poor little Glenn Beck --




I well remember Ghandi's version of "The Christmas Sweater".

They're here, they're beered, get used to it

Recent polling on the 'Teabagger' movement has been released and there are two things that are quite evident.

First, the movement is made up primarily of Republicans and people who think Jonah Goldberg is an intellectual.

A Sunday poll — actually three national phone surveys of 1,000 registered voters — found that 17% of all polled, or more than 500, called themselves “part of the Tea Party movement.”

...The Tea Party adherents broke down 28% independent, 17% Democrat and only 57% Republican.


Zell Miller's got a big family.

Second, the movement is really unpopular with the public as a whole.

...only 37% of Americans view Teabaggery favorably.


But enough with the statistics, like a good teabagger, let the pictures, not those commie "words" tell the story:

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Here's your big chance for a new career John Boehner

Jersey Shore is looking for additional "orange divas" to add to the cast.

Modern America

Where everyday is a another bizarre sitcom episode:

A Georgia man bit off more than he could chew -- literally -- when he dislocated his jaw while trying to eat a super-sized sandwich.

Chad Ettmueller, a structured settlement broker in Cumming, Ga., suffered a locked jaw for 14 hours after biting into a double meat, double cheese sandwich...


But rather than sue, he is satisfied with the sandwich being renamed in his honor.

Poor Jackie Chiles, he keeps representing these kind of guys.

Pretty much sums up the whole conservative blogging community

Except for the filthy inherited lucre (Goldbergs, Kristols, Podhoretz's excepted), oh prodigal Young Republicans...

“Everything that’s cool from a pop culture perspective is Democratic — whether it’s Kanye West or Bruce Springsteen — and with younger conservatives, a good event is often a big way to help sell,” said the former Young Eagle, who left the program in 2008. Traditional fundraising events such as golf and tennis outings don’t quite cut it with young donors, he said. “How many times can you go to the U.S. Open?”

The Young Eagles are “a fun group,” the former member said. “If you’ve got a little insecurity complex, but you’ve got money — what a cool group to hang out with.”


A real piece of work

The owner of the non-union mine in West Virginia (a key fact IMO) is a real piece of work:

The country's highest-paid coal executive, Blankenship is a villain ripped straight from the comic books: a jowly, mustache-sporting, union-busting coal baron who uses his fortune to bend politics to his will. He recently financed a $3.5 million campaign to oust a state Supreme Court justice who frequently ruled against his company, and he hung out on the French Riviera with another judge who was weighing an appeal by Massey. "Don Blankenship would actually be less powerful if he were in elected office," Rep. Nick Rahall of West Virginia once observed. "He would be twice as accountable and half as feared."

On the national level, Blankenship enjoys a position of influence on the board of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, which has led the fight to kill climate legislation...


Here he is, in his flag-shirt wavin' glory.



Apparently this was at a concert he sponsored with "well-known" friend of working people everywhere Sean Hannity & Ted Nugent.

What a trio.

Who knew television could be so creative?

Uh, never mind:

USA Network, looking to continue its momentum as the most watched cable entertainment channel, announced a slate of new pilot scripts in its pipeline...

-- “Stick” is the story of an professional hockey player who has a penchant for fighting and decides to use his enforcer qualities to help those who can’t get justice from the law.


Perps will get 5 minutes in the penalty box.

So how bad will this story become?

Already about as bad as can be:

Rescue teams planned to search again for four workers missing in a coal mine where a massive explosion killed 25 in the worst U.S. mining disaster in more than two decades, though officials said Tuesday that the chances were slim that the miners survived.


And not surprisingly:

Though the cause of the blast was not known, the operation run by Massey subsidiary Performance Coal Co. has a history of violations for not properly ventilating highly combustible methane gas, safety officials said.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Oh Japanese Animation

Is there no American news story you cannot make better?

Post-Straight Talk Dimentia

LOL, so pathetic:

"I never considered myself a maverick, I consider myself a person who serves the people of Arizona to the best of his abilities."

-- John McCain to the Cumulus Clouds above

IOKIYAR

The only two people in the United States that are allowed to use the proverbial "race card" are Clarence Thomas and Michael Steele.

It's like the rules of political discourse were issued by James Earl Ray.

And hey, look what magazine Michael Steele is going to have to buy now.

Oh boy

Not only is it Opening Day (as opposed to last night -- night openings in baseball are just wrong) but it's the day that "Mid-Major Duke" plays "Duke" in a game that just screams for a giant meteor to hit Indy.

And there there's the Tiger Woods press conference (bring on the giant meteors!). If I were present, I'd ask only two questions. First, for Tiger to go over his scores, shot-by-shot; and second, pledge that there was NO VIDEOTAPING.

When our crooks act less crooked

One could be tempted to get on Karzai's case about his criticism of NATO forces -- and America in particular -- but the man has a point:

After initially denying involvement or any cover-up in the deaths of three Afghan women during a badly bungled American Special Operations assault in February, the American-led military command in Kabul admitted late on Sunday that its forces had, in fact, killed the women during the nighttime raid...

“There was evidence of tampering at the scene, walls being washed, bullets dug out of holes in the wall,” the NATO official said, adding that investigators “couldn’t find bullets from the wounds in the body.”

The investigators, the official said, “alluded to the fact that bullets were missing but did not discuss anything specific to that. Nothing pointed conclusively to the fact that our guys were the ones who tampered with the scene.”


At least they admitted it after several weeks, compared to Tillman's death, and the bombing a several wedding parties that's some progress.

Since World War II the military tactical advantage of the US has been its use of overwhelming firepower -- but that is also our biggest weakness when it comes to hearts and mind campaigns. You are not going to be able to shoot and bomb your way into winning over a population as a foreigner. Yeah, the Taliban are pricks, but at least to the Afghan population, they are their pricks.

Oh man...

Windows open, low got down into the 40s. Hard to get up too early in that kind of weather.

A small, petty, place reserved in Hell


I know society comes up with a million stereotypical reasons to hate lawyers (and speaking as a lawyer I will received 333,333 reasons before taxes). But really it's the mix of the law and the chance to make a buck off the misery of others that really takes it.

Talx, which emerged from obscurity over the last eight years, says it handles more than 30 percent of the nation’s requests for jobless benefits. Pledging to save employers money in part by contesting claims, Talx helps them decide which applications to resist and how to mount effective appeals.


Across the country the standard for obtaining unemployment is essentially the same - a terminated employee is entitled to unemployment insurance benefits unless they either quit their job or engaged in serious misconduct.

But, if benefits are rewarded an employer has to pay more unemployment insurance tax.

Enter Talx, making money by encouraging employers to be jackasses and increase misery, because it may, 'just may' save more in taxes than it costs to pay Talx.


“Talx often files appeals regardless of merits,” said Jonathan P. Baird, a lawyer at New Hampshire Legal Assistance. “It’s sort of a war of attrition. If you appeal a certain percentage of cases, there are going to be those workers who give up.”


Kicking a person when they're down -- for fun and profit.

(pic from here)

[Cross-posted in Firedoglake]

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Because "EASTER" is all about him

One could talk about how out of touch these guys (and they are, of course, guys) are -- but really being out-of-touch is the whole point...with one key exception, of course.

A senior cardinal staunchly defended Pope Benedict XVI from "petty gossip" on Sunday as the pontiff maintained his silence on mounting sex abuse cover-up accusations during his Easter message.


Yes, decades (at least) of systematic child abuse and the role the Church leadership played in enabling it -- or at the very least preventing appropriate punishment for it -- is just 'petty gossip'.

I'm admittedly not religious, but it does seem to me that "Fuck You" is not really supposed to be the meaning of Easter.

Yet another article about Joe the Plumber

This guy is really getting a hell of a 15 minutes:


Missing link between man and apes found

A "missing link" between humans and their apelike ancestors has been discovered.


Which is strange since Joe undoubtedly has come to the same belief as Sarah Palin and that the world is no more than 10,000 years old.

Saturday, April 03, 2010

One star per ball

Oh dear, looks like Hannity will have to take a lesser variety of chartered jet.

Patriotic donors cannot say they weren't warned: The four-star rating of Freedom Alliance by Charity Navigator, an independent and nonpartisan Web site that rates charitable organizations, has dropped precipitously from four stars to two stars. The abrupt downgrade occurred within two days after Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington filed complaints against the Freedom Alliance with the Federal Trade Commission and the Internal Revenue Service, alleging consumer fraud and abuse of tax-exempt status...

a two-star rating means that a charity "Needs Improvement" and "Meets or nearly meets industry standards but underperforms most charities in its Cause."


Hannity should at least feel comfortable, he's familiar with underperforming.

Shameless

Yesterday I wrote a post about the constant and disgusting comparison that anti-choice zealots make between themselves and abolitionists. This was highlighted not only in the call for violence like murderer Scott Roeder, but in the cheap intellectual arguments of Washington Post Fred Hiatt-hire Charles Lane now ready to add the most extreme of Teabaggers are a great and bright shining pageant of democracy.

...the antislavery side had its moments of nullification as well. In 1851, a Boston crowd broke into a federal courthouse to free "Shadrach," a black man being held there by U.S. marshals enforcing the Fugitive Slave Law. Abolitionist Theodore Parker declared this blatant defiance of Washington "the most noble deed done in Boston since the destruction of the tea in 1773."

I am not suggesting a moral equivalency between the anti-slavery and pro-slavery forces. But I am suggesting an attitudinal equivalency


Now, one could certainly have chosen a better example of "anti-slavery" extremism -- say the easily identifiable John Brown? But no, Charles Lane deliberately chose to go with the guy who wanted to the 'free while black' and those who had the temerity to agree with him rather than send him back to slavery. Take it away, Ta-Nehisi Coates:

Lane is referencing, in rather disrespectful fashion, the awesome Shadrach Minkins. A Norfolk-area slave, Minkins' unthinking extremism deluded him into believing that he was a human being. Upon this radical realization, the hot-headed Minkins fled North and took up with a band of ex-slaves and abolitionists who also had thoughtlessly decided that blacks were people.

Lane is trying to cover himself by noting that he's comparing attitude, not morals. This only works in the most absurdly narrow sense--both abolitionists and fire-eaters believed that aspects of the federal law should be resisted. But this is like saying that both Roosevelt and Hitler had resigned themselves to mass killings. ...

There certainly is more here that's erroneous--I'm not convinced that "attitude" and "morality" are separate spheres. Moreover, I think that if Lane had used some empathy, the kind that leads you to use a man's full name unencumbered by scare quotes, he'd see the difference. Instead we have a lazy, mealy-mouthed "on the other hand" kind of centrism, which is every bit as rote, calcified, and rehearsed as the extremes it claims to deride.


All exactly true and on point.

Yet it is the flimsy argument of Lane that wins the day for the beltways easy non-intellect.

I watch these gathering of a few hundred or thousand protesters and see cable networks lavish attention on this conglomeration of tax-protesters, bigots, Paulites, and Glenn Beck-morons, a hodgepodge of legitimate and crackpot positions often poorly put forward (to say the least) with denominators so low and common that are denominators are fucking sick of them -- and then I recall hundreds of thousands marching for other things like against wars and for immigration reform without any coverage at all. Even contemporaneously. The same weekend the House passed health care reform and a few hundred shouting Teabaggers were lavished with coverage, a couple hundred thousand marched for immigration reform blocks away. Nobody even knew it. It might as well have not occurred as far as the media was concerned.

(via Meteor Blades at the Great Orange Satan)

Friday, April 02, 2010

I know this is a shocker

But I will be up tomorrow early.

To watch Chelsea travel to Man United. I've now found myself watching and enjoying European "football" more than baseball anymore. I guess it's because I'm a commie-socialist or something.

In any case, it's a huge game -- and it would be nice if neither team won...or tied.

+162,000 Jobs in March

Though as Atrios notes that isn't all that awesome, it is the best jobs report in well over 2 years and actually outpaces population growth [though not by much the unemployment rate remained a dreadful 9.7%].



Still, if this was the Bush Administration, Dubya be flying out to Wall Street with a stuffed green shade on his head and a banner proclaiming "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" above his head -- all made by the employees of Goldman Sachs and not "staged" at all according to Ari Fleischer.

A Protestant Service made for the Pope and his Cardinals



Who's going to be too busy to lead an Easter Mass? You are, yes you are....

Yes, Rick Warren and Teen Beat.

Protestants, it's just the Latin they dislike.


(This statement should not be seen as an endorsement of non-slandered faiths)

I really have to rethink this whole

Pope Nixon theme. I don't like the company I'm keeping.

John Brown's Lesser Bodies


The Scott Roeder sentencing occurred yesterday for the murder of Dr. George Tiller and it would be nice to think this horrid affair is at the end. But it will not be.

The whole matter sunk to another disturbing new level:

Roeder accused [Judge] Wilbert of "duplicity" and said his trial was a miscarriage of justice because he wasn't allowed to present testimony about the evils of abortion. He also said God's judgment against the U.S. will "sweep over this land like a prairie wind."

"He will avenge every drop of innocent blood," Roeder said.


The fact that these words were uttered in Kansas and how they sound just like another self-described avenging angel of the state indicates there will be more Scott Roeders and more cold-blooded murder.

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood."

John Brown's last letter, the day he was hanged.
December 2, 1859


In a rational world, there is no comparison between slavery and reproductive rights, but there are people like Scott Roeder out there and some of them are determined to have their John Brown moment. And we seem determined as a society to blithely pretend they do not exist.

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Sean Hannity -- Terrorist Sympathizer

If say John Kerry or Barbara Boxer said something like this FoxNews would be screaming about it incessantly 25/8.



HANNITY: When you think about the vast majorities that they have in Congress and they had to bribe, backroom deals, corruption, that’s all because the tea party movement, the people — all these Tim McVeigh wannabes here.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

National Reviews Experts on African American Unemployment

For some reason National Review held a panel on African-American unemployment. It was 'off da hook' as you'd expect.

Banned Words of 2011™: First Pass

Because it's never too early to put the world on notice...
  1. Frenemies: Simply because of this.
  2. Social Media: It didn't make the final cut 2009 Final Cut, but it should have, because I am sick to death of it.
  3. Sexting. And on a related note, I don't know who Robert Wright is, but whether or not you want Tiger Woods to win the Masters is not a moral litmus test. Get a grip. I hope Tiger does win, though, because if he does, maybe some of you idiots will stop writing about sexting and sex addiction and go back to fawning over Tiger like you did before.
  4. Obamabot: Time to move on (dot org).

As always, add your suggestions in comments, please.

Explaining the 20th Century in a survey

Through indirect methodology:

Which states & cities have the largest penises?

America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises.


And what of it...

48. Iowa -- Predominantly German.
49. Utah -- Predominantly Mormon.
50. Wyoming -- Cheney.

Remember it's about literal "dick" size, not metaphorical "dick" size.

BEEP! BEEP!


Looks like K-Lo found a way to join the Washington Post Op-Ed page.

Hey, it worked for Gerson and Thiessen.


(joke lifted almost directly from Wonkette and TBogg the bastards!)

Ever more popular

Even Toby Keith is out of the Palin-fan-club (if he was ever in):

Keith's publicist acknowledged that the interview, from early 2009, was the property of Fox News and they can use it however they want. And what did Keith say to his publicist about being on Palin's show? "I'm not going to comment on what Toby feels about it." Ouch.


The Wasilla Hillbilly is at a new nadir of unpopularity...and all this while she doesn't actually have an actual job.

She seems to think that by resigning things she can get ever more powerful -- like George Washington -- not that she actually knows that about George Washington. Except, of course, Washington never actually QUIT things before they were finished. He didn't resign as a General until the war was over, and he didn't step down as President until his term was up.

Not Going Anywhere

I told you.


They're defiant and circling the wagons in the face of legal challenges, not (yet) from an ambitious and enterprising little prosecutor, but from a civil suit on behalf of a group of victims.

I sent this to The GC. His response:

...this is shaping-up to be the greatest threat to the power of the Vatican since Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses on the door of the church in Wittenberg.

Even the Italian reunification, which resulted in the Vatican losing most of the territory it controlled in central Italy and was a major lose of temporal power, led to an increase in Papal power, as the Pope convened the First Vatican Council shortly thereafter and one of the major acts of that council was to confirm Papal infallibility as Church dogma.


I wonder if the Kentucky suit will embolden others around the world.

If I was a person of high standards

I wouldn't write about politicians' kids...but some of you people have been reading this blog for six years...you know high-standards are beneath me.

Willow [Palin] has been running with the wrong crowd... They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope.


That's the National Enquirer there...and John Edwards' private parts tell me this must be credible (and when they go after the Obama girls in a few years I shall be outraged, I tells ya', OUTRAGED!)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

It is December, 2009. Willow Palin and her Colony Girls throw a super sweet party at a house they know is for sale. Willow, apparently, is the one who leads them to the house. The rager is so epic it caused "between twenty to thirty thousand dollars in damage," according to the Immoral Minority.

The lock had been forced, five wooden doors had been so badly damaged they needed to be replaced, the walls and floors had been gouged with knives, and vodka and orange juice containers were strewn all over the house. It also appeared that sexual activity had taken place on some of the beds, and a computer, some winter gear, and clothing had all been stolen.


Chip off the ol' block she is! Sarah, interview Willow and share her inspiring American Story of Success with us on FoxNews...I understand you now have an opening!


Hey Doll, Merry Doll
Ring-a-ding-a-dillow
My mom's famous now
So give your shit to Willow!

And from the orgasmic reviews

It appears the best feature of the I-Pad is, no pages to stick together.

Straight out of the 60s, the 1260s


I know as a non-religious type (I'm agnostic because I just don't care) I would be expected to feel some schadenfreude in the troubles of the Catholic Church. But the stories are too disturbing for that.

The ultra-conservative clergy of the Church, epitomized by the current Pope have completely brought it on themselves.


The child abuse scandal rocking the Catholic Church widened yesterday as a leading German bishop personally appointed by Pope Benedict was accused of ritually beating and punching children at a church-run home during the late 1970s and early 1980s.


And like Church apologist and professional angry person Bill Donohue, this same Clergyman, Walter Mixa, said all the Church's problems were about the "sexual revolution" (i.e. divorces and "the gay").

But actually, as is usually the case, it's about the power:


"The children whose parents never visited the home were the ones who were beaten most," said one former resident


Of course they were.

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Drill Down

With regard to this news that Obama wants to explore for oil and gas off the east coast ...

I’ll wait until I hear more details before I react, although I will go on record as saying that if Obama wants to rig an oil derrick off of Jim DeMint’s back deck, I’m cool with that.

Well, "don't that beat all?"

Anti-Government whack jobs...oh, they HATE HATE HATE the government and all those bullshit Governmental services...

Each of the suspects is being held without bond and they have all requested a public defender.

The 'Grifting' never ends

FoxNews is going to have a Sarah Palin "Spay-shul" where she becomes Wasilla Baba WaWa (try saying that 5 times fast).

Who could have anticipated:


The ex-Alaska governor and newly anointed Tea Party mascot will welcome rapper LL Cool J as one of the first guests on her TV series debuting on April Fool's Day, the Chicago Tribune reported Monday...

LL Cool J, however, disputed that he'd actually be appearing on Palin's show, writing on his Twitter feed that Fox had "lifted an old interview."

"Fox lifted an old interview I gave in 2008 to someone else & are misrepresenting to the public in order to promote Sarah Palins Show. WOW," the rapper wrote, and repeatedly rebroadcast the same message to his followers.


But don't "de-Vaseline" the camera lens yet boys because Toby Keith is also supposed to be on, and I'm guessing Sarah will "DO IT LIVE!".

UPDATE: Apparently Palin's interviewing style is not to do any actual interviewing:

Mere moments after LL Cool J informed the world — and, apparently, Fox News — that he had no intention of being a part of Sarah Palin’s upcoming show, Real American Stories, the good people over at HitFix spoke to country music singer Toby Keith, who’s also featured in the show’s promos. According to HitFix, “Keith, who says he’s a registered Democrat, was not told about the usage of a past interview for Palin’s program. ‘We were never contacted by Fox,’ his rep tells Hitfix. ‘I have no idea what interview it’s taken from. They’re promoting this like it’s a brand new interview. He never sat down with Sarah Palin.’”

Open letter to Sandra Bullock

Sandy, (can I call you Sandy?)

We're the same age. I have no tattoos (I'm aware of); I'm completely untalented with all mechanical devices; I can barely ride a bike, let alone a motorcycle; I've never met, let alone dated or married, a porn star (not even Ron Jeremy); I've never slept with a neo-Nazi (that I know of) - certainly not lately. Further, I have never been photographed in Nazi garb (in a Mao-Hat yes, a youthful indiscretion).

I wouldn't ask for much, just a modest stipend to fund my addiction to Cadbury Eggs say $5,000 a month.

What do ya' say?

It's gotta be better than how E-Harmony did for you.

The irreality is stunning


Funny how David Souter is a "goat-fucking child-molester" (which if nothing else surpasses a Red-State blogger as it is multi-tasking), but at RedState you can proclaim your need to see a liberal die and get a big ol' hug with some fiction thrown in.

Caleb Howe is one of the valuable members of our community who does tremendously good work. As you know, Caleb has put many hours of time and effort into RedState and broken major stories you’ve probably read here. If he was a left-winger, he’d be one of scores of full-timers bankrolled by George Soros and left-wing interest groups, and wouldn’t have to worry about making a living.


Holy Shit, I must be the WORST left-wing blogger ever. Because George Soros doesn't even send me fucking Blue-Mountain e-cards. As a matter of fact, I cannot think of a prominent left-wing blogger that is getting that sweet-Soros money. Is it Atrios? Is it Jane Hamsher? Is it Glenn Greenwald? Is it Josh Marshall? Is it the Great Orange Satan on his Marcos-Sculpted Island Retreat? If it's Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, I'm telling you, I'm going to be royally pissed (I Kid).

Oh, and yes, there is more:

And right now he could use some help. The Obama economy has done him and his family no favors and he has been without a job for some time. With bills to pay, including a mortgage, kids to feed, and an internet connection that has to be paid for, its tough.


Oh, when exactly did Ol' Murder-hoping Caleb lose his job -- and what Obama-based policy caused it? Because surely it wasn't Commander Bunnypants responsibility at all? I guess if McCain had won Caleb would be ass-deep in hookers & blow -- like an RNC staffer.

And yes, if you are wondering where in the newly-proclaimed "mature guy" Erick the Son of Erick's post about Caleb there is an apology by or on behalf of Caleb for wishing death upon people...I guess your shit out o' luck. IOKIYAR.

As TBogg eloquently states
:

Drunk, stupid, and working for Erick Erickson for free is no way to go through life young man.


A musical tribute to Caleb...with extra special "really white people" dance moves.

How it always works

Not all conservatives are nut-jobs of course, but the one's that are nut-jobs are constantly spewing complete bullshit on television are allowed to make the most outrageous and patently fraudulent claims possible, loudly and early on.

Meanwhile, legitimate individuals, like actual scientists, are eventually shown to have been completely correct.

The House of Commons' Science and Technology Committee said Wednesday that they'd seen no evidence to support charges that the University of East Anglia's Climatic Research Unit or its director, Phil Jones, had tampered with data or perverted the peer review process to exaggerate the threat of global warming – two of the most serious criticisms levied against the climatologist and his colleagues.

In their report, the committee said that, as far as it was able to ascertain, "the scientific reputation of Professor Jones and CRU remains intact," adding that nothing in the more than 1,000 stolen e-mails, or the controversy kicked up by their publication, challenged scientific consensus that "global warming is happening and that it is induced by human activity."


But the original liars are not punished, indeed their original lie makes it into the marrow of public debate while they find all new things to lie about, very loudly.

BLATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

The "Don't Tread on Me" Flag is a nice Teabaggeresque Touch


Something old, something new, something borrowed, something that goes ka-boom
.

What is it with extreme conservatives and having their weddings in a bunker?



Although if they made it a couple days, they did beat the Hitlers' record.

Meanwhile, this is a classy touch:



I'm just sorry all these folks are going to miss their Passover Seder.

Oh, wait...

Perfectly understandable

If you had to kiss teabagger ass all fucking day.

"I apologize for trying to land a FoxNews contract"

Frankly, I'm surprised they even got a half-hearted "I'm sorry if you're offended" type of apology, but they got more.

A retired American general has apologized for a remark to the U.S. Senate suggesting that gay Dutch soldiers were partly to blame for the Srebrenica massacre by Serb soldiers in Bosnia, according to the Defense Ministry...

The Defense Ministry released an e-mail Tuesday from Sheehan, a former NATO commander who retired from the military in 1997, to retired Dutch Gen. Henk van den Breemen saying he is sorry for his statements to the Senate Armed Services Committee on March 18.

In the e-mail, Sheehan says the 1995 murder of some 8,000 Muslim men in Bosnia’s Srebrenica enclave “was in no way the fault of individual soldiers.”

And now, without the slogans of a moron

The Obama Administration is trying to get movement on a climate change bill and I guess at least they didn't give this away before negotiating...so that's progress right?

Well, maybe not.


President Barack Obama is to announce on Wednesday a plan to permit exploration for oil and natural gas off the coast of Virginia as a way to create jobs and reduce U.S. dependence on foreign oil.

Obama, who wants Congress to move a stalled climate change bill, has sought to reach out to Republicans by signaling he is open to allowing offshore drilling, providing coastlines are protected.


Oh, that'll work. What will the next bad policy decision based on a Republican idea that causes the GOP not to come along?

(pic from here)

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Like most of her obsessions


Kathryn Lopez's love of Nicolas Sarkozy was ill-planned...he's a REAL American-type conservative alright:

“Welcome to the club of states who don’t turn their back on the sick and the poor,” Sarkozy said, referring to the US health care overhaul signed by President Barack Obama last week.

From the European perspective, he said, “when we look at the American debate on reforming health care, it’s difficult to believe”. [...]

Then to hearty applause, he added: “If you come to France and something happens to you, you won’t be asked for your credit card before you’re rushed to the hospital.”

Eight Less Glenn Beck Investors for Gold-Line

Undoubtedly, for these few...these lucky malodorous few...these band of wankers ... a moment of silence (respectful, self-touching, silence) at RedState.

I guess we'll be seeing Glenn Reynolds at the next Free Mumia March

Apparently, plotting to kill police officers is okay as long as you're on the same side of the spectrum as the G-O-P. Professor Ernest T. Bass, ESQ. is leading the way, as ever...

THE TIMING APPEARS CONVENIENT: FBI stages domestic raids.


Yeah, awful convenient of the police to raid these people's compound before they had the chance to kill, y'know, police.

IOKIYAR.

Well it's Holy Week at the Vatican

And we know what that means.

First there's Palm Sunday, then Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, Easter Sunday.

And now, of course, Bad Touch Tuesday.

My inner Captain Renault is shocked, SHOCKED!!!

Who would have thought that the gentlemen at left and Sean Hannity would be accused of being frauds...yet again?

A potentially damaging scandal erupted today that implicates Fox News Channel personalities Sean Hannity and Oliver North in the worst kind of charitable fraud. According to complaints filed with the Federal Trade Commission and the IRS, the two right-wing icons have exploited American veterans for personal and partisan gain.


Is Iran involved? Is Hal Turner?

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]


In its IRS complaint against Freedom Alliance, CREW says that the group’s charitable tax status should be voided because it has engaged in "prohibited political activities" such as its annual "Freedom Cruise" with Republican politicians, including Newt Gingrich and Michael Steele.


Michael Steele "makes it rain" and Newt then leaves his last wife for the one who collects the most bills. It's quite a system.

This sure sounds like the ultimate summation of how conservatives have exploited the armed forces over the last ten years. And who better as representatives than Hannity and North?

Monday, March 29, 2010

Less the Party of "NO" than the Party of "Don't Stop!"

Michael Steele, the greatest RNC Chair ever when it comes to blogging material.

February RNC trip to California, for example, included a $9,099 stop at the Beverly Hills Hotel, $6,596 dropped at the nearby Four Seasons, and $1,620.71 spent at Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.


I believe we have a recreation of that last part.

As I'm never above the easy cheap shot

Just fill-in joke here in the name of ill-timed news stories:

CatholicTV debuted 3-D programs Tuesday in an effort to reach younger people and to make the faith message more vivid.


I believe a VIVID 3-D outreach to youth is neither a new nor popular effort by the Church.

Les Doucherables

Oh my, not only do we liberals with our liberal liberalism engaged in liberally cause dear sweet conservatives to act out violently, we make conservatives priests engage in the touching of a hairless penis.

So sayeth Ross Douthat (what is it with right-wingers and the embedded "t"?):


The permissive sexual culture that prevailed everywhere, seminaries included, during the silly season of the ’70s deserves a share of the blame, as does that era’s overemphasis on therapy.


Um, yeah.

I guess the IRA is to blame for the physical abuse generations of Irish kids suffered -- and Beider Meinhof was totally working with the Ratzinger Brothers in Munich.

Something tells me that Ross's method of dealing with pedophile priests is the way he thinks his old man would have dealt with catching Ross smoking. Just make the offender spend a couple hours in a room with a couple dozen naked 9-year old boys. That'll cure him.

Oh, and it would work too. One Chunky Reese Witherspoon cured Ross of heterosexual hedonism (btw what happened to the original Brad DeLong link for that article?)

Shorter Grand Dragon Breitbart

Not linking directly:

No small group of black men should ever be allowed to trod unmolested through a large group of white people.

The nerve, the uppity fucking nerve!

What will the liberals make them do next?

April 19th is just around the corner -- a big day for militia groups everywhere, it being their Pearl Harbor/9-11/Remember the Maine Day. The day of the Waco Raid and the Murrah Building Bombing. It's Whack-Job Mardi Gras. SHOW US YOUR CLIPS!

But, sadly, some group of Glenn Beck listeners (and Gold-Line investors) had their Tea Party ruined.

...the target of the raid was a Christian militia group called the Hutaree. The group proclaims on a Web site that it is "preparing for the end time battles to keep the testimony of Jesus Christ alive."


Because the Pope is certainly not holding up his end.

Ah, the Hutaree Militia...and yes, there's a videotape of their awesome training...just like that Al Qaeda tape we see all the time, except instead of monkey bars there is an old Buick.

This was naturally, found on MySpace. Rupert Murdoch's brilliant purchase that continues to exist to serve pornstars, Hannity listeners, and people who cannot be within a 1000 feet of an elementary school. Sorry for being redundant.

Have fun storming the castle people.

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Are You Reading "The Bobblespeak Translations"?

You're smart and appreciate a good laugh, so of course you are. A taste (from today's "Meet the Press"):

David Gregory: Do we put Obama Mt. Rushmore now?

John Meacham: this changes the narrative that we
talk about

David Gregory: oh I see

John Meacham: it also proves pundits are largely stupid

David Gregory: so sad

John Meacham: it’s also possible cutting gas lines and attempted murder is an overreaction to giving people health insurance

Mike Murphy: this bill couldn’t pass a hypothetical non-existent GOP Congress


David Gregory: wow

The "Want some Woodstock"

Oh man, if "Dubya" was still around that would be a better pithy description.

Perhaps "Burning Men" would work better?

In any case, I'm sure by now a crowd of a few thousand, while FoxNews shows ONLY tight shots, has been represented as the biggest crowd EVAH!

The real Woodstock attracted about 300,000, which by Teabagger math would surpass the population of the Earth...as well as the Earth's age in years.

But let me tell ya', Sarah Palin mispronouncing misspelled words on her palm is not exactly the equivalent of the Who singing "See Me, Feel Me" as the Sun comes up. But those hundreds of Uncle Ernies and Cousin Kevins (that are not in the Catholic Clergy) do get excitement at her feet.