Oh man, if "Dubya" was still around that would be a better pithy description.
Perhaps "Burning Men" would work better?
In any case, I'm sure by now a crowd of a few thousand, while FoxNews shows ONLY tight shots, has been represented as the biggest crowd EVAH!
The real Woodstock attracted about 300,000, which by Teabagger math would surpass the population of the Earth...as well as the Earth's age in years.
But let me tell ya', Sarah Palin mispronouncing misspelled words on her palm is not exactly the equivalent of the Who singing "See Me, Feel Me" as the Sun comes up. But those hundreds of Uncle Ernies and Cousin Kevins (that are not in the Catholic Clergy) do get excitement at her feet.