Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tucker Carlson's modified hole in the popcorn trick gets a dry run...and hump before Easter

Honestly on a panel of "election" pundits, not only is this guy a lightweight amongst lightweights, but christ-on-a-ritz...

(click to enlarge, something Carlson only dreams he could do in real-life for certain items)

White Capri Pants (it's Old Navy so I guess Tucker considers himself a veteran now); droopy blue socks; and using a Starbucks Tall-Grande as a stand-in for his child-sized fish-stick?

(via Balloon Juice)


Athenawise said...

Tucker is getting a little long in the tooth for the fresh-faced frat boy persona. And, he was never smart enough to play with the big boys, unless it was to carry their bats.

(Phallic reference deliberate.)

Anonymous said...

does wearing white pants reflect his effort to lighten things up in such a lugubrious setting? vox

pansypoo said...

he's all growd up now.

Emily said...

and don't miss the beat-up brown shoes ... apparently someone didn't realize he wouldn't be filmed from the waist up.

Montag said...

Ah, well, the only thing that makes me feel better about Pucker still managing to get his smug face in front of the cameras is the knowledge that he had to have been beaten up regularly as a child.

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Anonymous said...

The first guy on the left looks like Lewis Black!

Damn. It's only Stu Rothenberg. Too bad. I woulda' watched if it was Black.

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